37 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

~A few clowns short of a circus. ~A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ~An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. ~Dumber than a box of hair. ~A few peas short of a casserole. ~Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. ~The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. ~One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. ~One taco short of a combination plate. ~A few feathers short of a whole duck. ~The cheese slid off his cracker. ~Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. ~Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. ~Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. ~Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. ~He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. ~An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. ~As smart as bait. ~Chimney's clogged. ~Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. ~Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. ~Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. ~Forgot to pay his brain bill. ~Her sewing machine's out of thread. ~His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. ~His belt doesn't go through all the loops. ~If he had another brain, it would be lonely. ~Missing a few buttons on his remote control. ~No grain in the silo. ~Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. ~Receiver is off the hook. ~Several nuts short of a full pouch. ~Skylight leaks a little. ~Slinky's kinked. ~Surfing in Nebraska. ~Too much yardage between the goal posts. ~Big like ox, smart like tractor

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