2 Versions of the 23rd Psalm

~~PSALM 23~~ The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart, All of His commands are user friendly, His directory moves me to the right choices for His name's sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of file, I will fear no bugs, for You are my backup; Your password protects me; You prepare a menu before me in the presence of my enemies; Your help is only a key away. Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life, And my file will be merged with His and saved forever. ~~PSALM OF THE TWENTY-THIRD YEAR~~ Dr. [______] is my professor. I shall not pass. He maketh me to exhibit mine ignorance before the whole class. He telleth me more than I can write. He lowreth mine grades. Yea, though I walk through the corridors of knowledge, I do not learn. He tryeth to teach me. He writeth equations before me in hopes that I will understand them. He bombardeth my head with integrations. My calculator freezeth up. Surely enthalpies and entropies shall follow me all the days of my life And I shall dwell in the School of Engineering forever.

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