Well, my friends, our story begins long, long ago, with a little girl named Caitlin. She loved music. A lot. So one day, she was watching TV, when she saw a marvelous music video that changed her WHOLE LIFE! Boy, was she happy. The glorious music made her want to jump all around! And so, this is how she came to know the wonder of that phenomenon called weezer.
Now, boys and girls, that is only half of the story. As the years passed, Caitlin became more and more enamored of this beautiful weezer music. She came to possess all their albums, and even some bootlegs. (Even though bootlegs are BAD, my friends.) But, although she tried and tried, she could not figure out why she loved her wonderful weezer so much. She knew there was something different about them, that no other band possessed. She just didn't know what it was. And to this day, she still doesn't know. So, she must complete her quest for the secret behind weezer's rocking-ness, but, until then, it's a mystery, and there's no reason...
yeah.
