Garfield: King of Liberty
Author's
Note: I heard Children of America were not educated in history and I wrote this
story for educational entertaining! I hope you are learning and having fun when
reading this!
It was
year 177X and Empire of England was spreading terror with conquest. King George
III was invading lands of plunder for lasagna. With lasagna King George III
fueled robotic army of mechanical menace. America was last hope and King George
III was determined with determination to rule it for lasagna conquest and steal
its precious lasagna resource. Founding fathers and the constitution were at
constitutional conventions discussing plans for last resistance.
"George
Washington you must fight for American freedom and lead us to victory."
Said the Constitution with orders.
"Do
not be fool. George Washington is not man enough for such responsibility."
Argued Thomas Jefferson with disagreements.
"He
is right. I alone can not fight the fight of freedom." George Washington
cried with tears.
"You!
Insolence! If no one is man enough to fight for freedom America will
fall!" Scolded the Constitution with anger.
"Fear
not for I have found the true man and warrior of freedom." Benjamin
Franklin reassured with confidence.
"WHAT?"
Cried out everyone with surprise.
"It
is true. Look with your heart and your eyes will believe." Said Benjamin
Franklin pointing at figure in the doorway.
In
doorway walked Orange figure of amazing power. His muscles rippled with
American pride and freedom. As he walked in rockin music played and giant
American flag waved behind him. As he stepped cawing eagles were heard.
"GARFIELD?"
Cried out everyone in shock.
"This
is right you founding failures. Time to stop your tears and ready the fists of
war." Garfield said with scolding words.
"But
English armies are outnumbering us by many men!" Thomas Jefferson
anguished with despair.
"I
am the minuteman. I only need one minute for every man." Garfield said
with incredible coolness.
"Very
good you are real man. You are now Five Star general." Commanded the
Constitution with orders.
"Very
well. We must plan strategies. We will meet at Mount Vernon." Garfield
ordered.
Later
on at Mount Vernon, George Washington was making discussion with Martha
Washington.
"As
woman I hate war but we need to liberate our freedom." Said Martha
Washington with feminine instincts.
"It
is true. I thought all hope was lost but we have new ace in our holes."
Said George Washington with new confidence.
"Is
this the Garfield?" Asked Martha Washington with wonder.
"He
is true miracle man. With him by our lead we can not lose." George
Washington Said with great respect for Garfield.
Suddenly
there was manly knocking at the front door.
"There
he is soon you will see for yourself." George Washington said a she went
to door for opening.
As
George Washington opened door Garfield walked in with feet of patriotism.
"Garfield
it is good to be seeing you on this fine day. Do you care for tea?" Asked
George Washington with gracious offers.
"Enough
nonsense. Tiny talk is for tiny men now is time for action." Garfield said
with stoic manhood.
"I
am sorry Garfield forgive me for I am nothing compared to you." George
Washington apologized with deep sorrow.
"Do
not cry you woman." Garfield roared as he slapped George Washington in the
face to stop his girlish tears.
"Yes
you are right. There is no time for crying. Please come to war room for
strategies." George Washington said as he led Garfield to war room.
Garfield
came on war room where Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin where
also readying. In war room there was table with strategies and figures of
redcoat English and all American eagle soldiers.
"Here
Garfield come look. Please tell us your strategies." Said John Adams with
planning in his minds.
Garfield
stared at table with knowing in his eyes. He then took mighty fist and smashed
the table into pieces crushing red coat figures.
"THIS
IS MY STRATEGY." Roared Garfield with burning justice.
All in
room stood up and applauded Garfield's bold move of brilliance.
"You
are courageousness." Said Benjamin Franklin with admiration of Garfield.
"I
wish I was as much man as Garfield." Thought George Washington in his
thoughts.
After
meetings Garfield walked out with George Washington. As Garfield walked with
bravery Martha Washington looked on and admired Garfield's rugged handsome
courage and toned body.
"Garfield
we owe you gratitude would you like anything for relaxation?" Asked George
Washington with humbleness.
"Give
me real food for real man and real American. Give me lasagna." Garfield
requested with hunger.
"You
have gotten it. Bring out All American Lasagna at once!" Said George
Washington with obedience to Garfield.
At
George Washington's request red white and blue lasagna stuffed with patriotism
and cheese was brought out for Garfield's enjoyment.
"Leave
me to my lasagna." Commanded Garfield to George Washington.
After
George Washington left with obeying Garfield spent his relaxing time eating
lasagna filled America. As Garfield enjoyed his lasagna he heard sexy music and
smelled perfume coming from other room.
"What
is that sex beat?" Garfield wondered as he went for exploration.
Garfield
went into room for seeing and saw Martha Washington on bed of roses and holding
flower in her mouth. She was in sexy lingerie which showed hot body. There was
sexy champagne there for drinking and room was filled with romance.
"Garfield
I am hoping you would come." Martha Washington said with desire.
"I
can not resist sexy scent of hot American woman." Garfield said slyly as
he sat down on bed picked up champagne bottle for opening.
"Garfield
when I see you I have felt the feelings inside my body. I sweat with patriotic
desire." Said Martha Washington as she rubbed Garfield's back.
"No
more worrying my colonial cupcake. I will start a revolution in your
body." Garfield said as he tore his shirt to reveal perfect manly muscles.
"Take
me now and show me your musket." Said Martha Washington taking off night
gown to reveal supple sexy orbs.
"This
gun never needs reloading." Garfield said with wink as he undid pants and
embraced Martha Washington for serious loving.
They
embraced and melded bodies for intense loving shaking with passion and
vigority.
"Come
visit my Washington monument it is free of charge." Said Garfield with
seduction as he thrust into Martha Washington with his mighty hips.
"Garfield
you make me see fireworks!" Cried out Martha Washington with ecstasy.
"I
am going to liberate your body with pleasure." Garfield said as he licked
her all over.
"Come
to me my loverman!" Shouted Martha Washington as she felt Garfield
firepower invade her base.
Their
lovings continued onto the night and their shouting of ecstasy was being heard
louder than gunshots of war. The next morning Garfield and Martha Washington
awoke in bed in eachothers arms savoring moments.
"Garfield
you made me feel like new woman. Must you fight can you not stay here with me
where we can create patriotic pleasure?" Asked Martha Washington with
longing.
"Sorry
sugar cubes but I am warrior. Land of America needs my man muscle more than
you." Garfield said with determination.
Then
with suddenness George Washington walked into room to alert Garfield to
happenings.
"Garfield
it is urgent redcoats are attacking Boston City, USA." George Washington
said with panic.
"It
is time." Garfield said putting on manly leather gloves for fighting
readiness.
"Garfield
please be careful. If you are injured my tears would scream with crying."
Martha Washington cried out with worry.
"Chill
out pussyboots. When I am back I will be giving you something to cry
about." Garfield said coolly.
"Oh
Garfield." Swooned Martha Washington with swooning.
"Enough
of the silly chatting. Let us ride." Said Garfield as he boarded his
mighty shimmering stallion.
Garfield
and George Washington rode to colonial battlefield where redcoats were marching
with invasion.
"Invade
America and take all their lasagna!" Ordered Redcoat commander with
wickedness.
"The
liberty of lasagna will not be stolen by fiends." Roared Garfield as he
took out his Desert Eagles for firing.
"GARFIELD?"
Cried out Red Coat Soldiers with fear and despair.
"These
colors do not run and neither do these bullets." Said Garfield as he rained
storms of lead down on redcoat armies.
After
redcoat army was defeated Garfield approached Redcoat commander who was
cowering with surrender.
"Garfield
I am defeated but war is just begun. Soon American lasagna will be property of
the King." Declared Redcoat Commander with defiance.
"I
am seeing you are liking the wearing of red. Let me make your face match your
coat!" Quipped Garfield as he shot the Redcoat commanders face with his
Desert Eagle.
"Good
job Garfield you have fought back invasion." Said George Washington with
gratitude.
In
distance figures came to Garfield. It was John Adams and Abigail Adams ready to
give Garfield congratulations for victory!
"Garfield
you are true American hero. With your help American Lasagna will be free from
Imperialism." Thanked John Adams with heartfeltdness.
"No
problem. But war is just beginning." Garfield said with steadfast
strength.
As the
men talked of mens business Abigail Adams eyed Garfield and could not stop her
heart for desiring him. Abigail Adams noticed minor scratch on Garfield's large
shoulder and knew what to do.
"Garfield
you are injured let me take good care of you." Said Abigail Adams as she
led Garfield to nursing tent.
As they
entered Abigail Adams turned on her Cassette player to Loverboy and pulled
Garfield next to her.
"You
look tense let me rub you for relaxation." Said Abigail Adams with
whispering into Garfield's ear.
"This
is good but the muscle that really needs relaxing is down there." Said
Garfield pointing to his pants.
"I
see it is time for mouth massage." Said Abigail Adams with lust.
"You
have been naughty girl. Time for some corporal punishing." Garfield said
sexily as he put Abigail Adams on lap and spanked her.
"Garfield
spank me with meteor force!" Cried out Abigail Adams in ecstasy.
Garfield
spanked Abigail Adams with mighty hands bringing her spanking pleasure of the
highest quality.
Meanwhile
in land of England King George III was lounging in throne room of silk and sin,
swimming in gold and stolen lasagna. While King George III was lounging, minion
came for reporting.
"Master
I have bad news, our invading soldiers have been defeated by force of
might." Cried the minion with cowering.
"What
say you you grub." Shouted King George III with raging anger.
"It
is true. Colonial forces have Garfield on their side." Said minion with
crying.
"If
this is the case then it is time to step up the crank to eleven." Said
King George III with snarl.
"What
will we do for battle plans?" Asked minion with wondering.
"It
is time for full scale invasion with my lasagna powered mechanical
monstrosities. Power up my Airship at once!" Ordered King George III with
finger pointing to sky.
"Yes
my master." Responded minion with obedience.
"Soon
America will be my playground and its lasagna will be mine. Not even Garfield
can stop me. HAHAHAHAHA." Cackled King George III with sinister evil.
Meanwhile
Back in America Garfield and Abigail Adams were enjoying intimacies. Abigail
Adams was exhausted with pleasure. Garfield could go on longer but did not want
to kill her with exhaustion.
"You
play rough and I like that. " Said Abigail Adams with satisfaction.
"I
fight hard and play harder." Said Garfield with a wink as he sat back and
smoked lasagna cigarette.
After
moment of relaxing Abigail Adams got up to make morning cup of tea for her man
Garfield and wanted making it to be just right.
"How
are you wanting your tea?" Asked Abigail Adams with dutifulness.
"I
like my tea like I like my women, sweet and creamy." Said Garfield as he
slapped Abigail Adams on rear with flirting.
"Oh
Garfield you know how to make me feel like lady." Said Abigail Adams with
blushing.
All of a
sudden moments of romance were interrupted by emergency sirens which signaled
invasion.
"Time
to earn my payment." Garfield with clenching fist and loading Desert
Eagles.
"Garfield
I know the destiny of the fighting man is to fight but please be careful. I
will pray for your safety." Cried out Abigail Adams with sad acceptance.
Garfield
looked at Abigail Adams with chiseled face of stoic manliness and opened his
mouth.
"Pray
for my enemies." Garfield said with calm coolness as he walked off.
Garfield
traveled to White House which was being attacked by giant mechanical Red Coat
with laser musket.
"FEED
ME MEAL OF LASAGNA." Demanded Robot Red Coat with mechanical voice.
"The
only meal you will be served is fist of vengeance served extra COLD."
Garfield roared as he plunged manly fist into Robot Red Coats giant mechanical
heart.
"Looks
like this meal has given you heart burn." Quipped Garfield as he crushed
robot heart in his hand.
"AGHAAAA"
Cried out Giant Robot Redcoat as it exploded into shrapnel and debris.
Garfield
stood on robot debris celebrating victories of battle but soon he heard noises.
It was English airships surrounding him! Their cannons were aimed at Garfield
with accuracy of pins. Then with wicked entrance King George III rode on
flagship.
"HAHA
Garfield behold the chariot of your death. It will be last sight for you as you
are dragged to Hell!" Snarled King George III with madness in his eyes.
All
hope had seemed lost but all of a sudden familiar voice was heard by all.
"AMAKOOOOOO."
It was
Jon Arbuckle riding on Bald Eagle and carrying the liberty bell!
"This
bell is tolling for you!" Cried out Jon Arbuckle as he rung Liberty Bell
sending shockwaves everywhere stunning Red Coat armies.
"Thank
you Jon Arbuckle now the turn is mine!" Cried out Garfield as he lunged
fist into sky with speed of soaring hawk causing hurricane tornado to form
sending Redcoat battle ships to destruction, leaving only King George III.
"My
fist is a category 6!" Said Garfield as he looked on at destruction.
Garfield
turned to King George III ready to make him pay for the sins of his crimes.
"You
are cur! I am King of England! Kneel before me!" Roared out King George
III in defiance.
"You
are forgotten. You may be King of England but I am KING OF LIBERTY."
Declared Garfield as he took King George III by the neck.
"Let
go of my royal neck you peasant man!" Yelled out King George III in
protest.
"For
crimes against humanity and lasagna I judge you GUILTY." Said Garfield
with mighty justice as he tore King George III's head off.
"Looks
like you have lost your head." Said Garfield with coolness as he tossed
King George III's body on Lady Liberty's torch.
"ARRRG."
Cried out King George III as he burned in Lady Libertys torch.
"Order
of Grilled King Extra Crispy." Quipped Garfield as he turned away.
At King
George IIIs fiery endings, remaining Red Coat soldiers cried out in despair for
the fallen leader.
"Noooo
What will we do our King is gone." Weeped the English soldiers in sorrow.
"You
must look forward to days of tomorrow. Your king was mad with power and blind
with madness. He could not see his path was path of ruining and chaos."
Garfield lectured with calm wisdom filling Englishmen with hope.
"Thank
you Garfield you have filled us with the inspiration of a better tomorrow. We
will rebuild our country of England in your honor." Said the English
soldiers with gratitude as they went home to England for rebuilding.
In
distance Garfield saw figures, it Was George Washington John Adams and Benjamin
Franklin coming for congratulations!
"Garfield
you have saved America thank you." Said John Adams shaking Garfield's
hand.
"Garfield
you have taught me true meanings of manhood will you not stay and rule this
country as first president?" George Washington asked with begging.
"I
am sorry but desk jobs are for broken down old man. Not Man in Prime of
Virility." Garfield responded with declining.
"Very
well Garfield but at least enjoy Lincoln Bedroom for personal enjoyment."
Said Benjamin Franklin as he tossed him keys.
"Thank
you I think I know good uses for this." Garfield said with smirk as he put
his arms around Martha Washington and Abigail Adams for walking to Lincoln
Bedroom.
George
Washington John Adams and Benjamin Franklin gave Garfield thumbs up as he
walked to Lincoln Bedroom for lady pleasuring. When Garfield entered Lincoln
Bedroom Abigail Adams and Martha Washington sat next to him on both sides eager
for sexual satisfaction.
"Garfield
you have flowered my womanhood now I need you to water me with loving."
Said Martha Washington as she chewed on Garfield ears.
"Yes
Garfield you have filled my hearts with your love and now it is ready to
explode." Said Abigail Adams as she brushed Garfield's hair with
tenderness.
"No
problem my foxy first ladies. I may not be president but I will be making you
my secretaries of sexy." Garfield said as climbed on Martha Washington and
Abigail Adams for love makings.
As
Garfield began his patriotic duties he heard someone enter room. He turned
around and hot and eager sexy woman was standing there. It was Lady Liberty!
"Garfield
I have been holding this torch for you." Said Lady Liberty with searing
desire.
"I
have another torch for you but it might be too hot for you to handle."
Said Garfield with seduction as he took Lady Liberty into his love nest for
maximal lady pleasing.
"Let
our loving be so hot it melts through earth." Said Lady Liberty as she ran
her hands on Garfield's manly body.
With
these words Garfield and his Liberty Ladies made love of passion that sparked
skies like fireworks as they rubbed their bodies liked sand on water. Garfield
delivered pleasure into their bodies like manly post office man delivering
package of love explosion. Their love exploded like cannonball shots into night
and went on for hours and days.
The
End…?