Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 7 Kasumi Thief Caper!

Garfield was in the captains cabin blowing off the steam with his ladies. Jack was sitting on one side and Miranda was on the right and Garfield had his manly arms around them both for intimate affections. Miranda was nibbling Garfield ear with love and adoration. Jack was wearing sexy underwear and Miranda was wearing nothing.

"Garfield your ear is lovely taste like roses and rain in spring weathers." Said Miranda with love.

"Yes my ears taste almost as good as lasagna keep nibbling pussy cat." Said Garfield with raring sexuality. While Garfield was enjoying his ear being nibbled Tali walked in dressed up in skimpy French maid outfit at Garfield requesting.

"I am dressed like you ordered Garfield do you love me Garfield am I loved." Asked Tali with affection.

"Almost first you must dance for me in a sexy way." Said Garfield as he turned on sexy music for Tali to dance to. Tali then began doing a sexy dance with lots of flips and slips and somersaults. The dance ended with Tali pointing at Garfield with seduction.

"I am your woman forever Garfield." Said Tali in singing voice. Garfield nodded in approval and made sexy motion for Tali to join him and the other ladies. However Garfields lovefest was interrupted by EDI with importance.

"Garfield the Allusive man has new recruit for you it is Kasumi the master thief." Said EDI with urgency.

"I do not like thieves I am hero." Said Garfield with heroics.

"It is ok she is good thief like Robin Hood. She can help steal money from the collectors." Said EDI with consolation.

"Very well where will I find womanly thief." Asked Garfield with grudging.

"She is in Citadel waiting for meetings." Said EDI with the answer.

"I will go to bridge with orders, over and out." Ordered Garfield with authority. "Sorry ladies I must get back to work." Said Garfield to the women.

"No Garfield you promised to love me." Said Tali with begging.

"It is ok hot cookies I will be back sooner than a wink. In the meantime practice your lovings with Miranda and Jack." Reassured Garfield. Garfield then walked out to the bridge. Garris saw him and looked on with longing jealously. When Garfield entered the bridge he told Joker orders.

"Joker get to the Citadel for important business." Ordered Garfield with imposing authority.

"Garfield you may be king on the battlefield and in the bedroom but I bet you could not pilot this ship." Challenged Joker with foolishness.

"Step aside I will show you how it is done." Said Garfield as he pushed Joker out of the way and took the steering wheel. Garfield then switched off Jokers girly music which was the Spice Girls and put on the rockin heavy metal he puts on whenever he goes on a cruise.

"This is how men drive." Said Garfield as he put on the acceleration to turbo roaring through solar systems like knife through butter.

"Garfield be careful you will hit a planet!" Cried Joker with panic.

"Shut up and learn how to be a man." Said Garfield as he went even faster. Garfield was about to crash into a planet but then he glared at it and it moved away. After much top notch ace piloting Garfield arrived at the Citadel in one fourth the time Joker would have.

"Garfield you are truly amazing man and the better pilot." Said Joker with admiration.

"I can teach you some moves sometime if you are ready to wear pants." Said Garfield as he slapped jokers back. After joking with Joker Garfield descent to the Citadel for meetings.

"Over here Garfield it is Kasumi come over for secret meeting." Said one of the advertisements with a giant face.

"I hate commercials." Said Garfield as punched the advertisement smashing it through and through.

"Garfield you smashed by commercial." Said Kasumi from above.

"Yes I have no time for technononsense we must go stop collectors." Said Garfield with leadership.

"Indeed but first you must do me favor." Said Kasumi with favor.

"Sure thing." Said Garfield as he grabbed Kasumis breasts with hands.

"No not that." Said Kasumi with blushing.

"Well then what is it?" Said Garfield with disappointed impatience.

"I need to get back stolen chip from Donovan Hock. He killed my partner Keiji to get the secret chip and now I must get it back." Said Kasumi with anxiety.

"Fine I will fine this chip and crack open Hocks head like museum vase. If you need other favor let me know." Said Garfield with a clever chuckle.

"He is on the planet Bekenstien let us go." Said Kasumi with hurry. Garfield and Kasumi then boarded the Normany headed for Berkenstein with swift galactic speed. On the way Kasumi briefed Garfield on the mission.

"Hock is having a party you will sneak in as a party guest. You will go in as a secret alias." Said Kasumi with quick words.

"Alias? I do not need secrets I am man of action." Roared Garfield.

"Please you must it is of importance." Whined Kasumi with crying voice.

"Fine you women must always get your ways and give me headache." Said Garfield with exasperation.

"Very good your alias will be "Johan Lasagnaman" and you will be a mercenary/oil tycoon from the terminus systems." Briefed Kasumi with knowledge.

"I can do this." Said Garfield with calm silence.

"When we are inside we must look for the vault where Donovan Hock keeps art and computer chips." Said Kasumi.

Kasumi and Garfield landed on Bekenstein on Hocks lawn and were getting ready to enter party. Hock was at the entrance greeting guests.

"Hello Mr. Johan I am sorry you cannot enter with the women." Said Hock to Garfield.

Garfield looked at Kasumi and she nodded in agreement. "It is ok I will find more woman inside." Said Garfield with sassy wit. Garfield than walked inside and began chatting with party guests.

"Mr. Lasagnaman come here and talk with us." Said Hock with admiration.

Garfield walked over to Hock with calm speed and sipped his glass.

"Mr. Lasganman you are a Mercenary/oil tycoon what do you think of the oil spill near Jupiter." Asked Hock with curiosity.

"I think oil spills are wrong. They hurt all of the dolphins and birds. If I was there I would crush oil with iron knuckles!" Said Garfield with fist clenched with fiery justice. Everyone stood up and clapped for Garfields speech.

"Excellent Mr. Lasagnaman you are true man." Said Hock with respect.

Garfield then began looking around searching for the vault.

"Where is the vault?" Asked Garfield to a party guest.

"It is over there." Pointed the guest.

"Thank you." Said Garfield with gratitude as he walked to the vault. The vault was very heavily guarded with lasers and beams.

"Garfield this will take some time to break through but I can do it. I need to find passwords and keycodes to hack through barriers." Said Kasumi appearing behind him.

"No I do this MY WAY." Said Garfield with fury as he punched through the vault with his mighty fist breaking it like paper.

"Garfield your fists are force of nature." Said Kasumi with observance.

"No, forces of nature show mercy." Said Garfield as he walked into the vault.

When inside the vault Garfield and Kasumi saw many statues. Garfield went over to one statue of a naked man.

"What is this naked man doing here?" Said Garfield looking at the statue.

"That is Michelangelo's David it is art." Said Kasumi.

"He should have done statues of naked women too." Said Garfield with nodding head.

"Look there is the computer chips" Said Kasumi seeing the computer chip.

"HAHA Garfield and Kasumi I knew it was you." Bellowed an evil voice with cold wind of hate.

"Hock!" Said Kasumi with worry.

"I have set trap for you here now my minions will make you like rocks and be dead in the river!" Said Hock with villainy.

"Send the clowns in and get the parties started!" Roared Garfield.

Many security guards came in and began to approach Garfield and Kasumi with guns pointing, but Garfield calmly strolled forward without care in his mind.

"Hey now guards please do not shoot. I do not fight I am pacifist. See here are my olive branches." Said Garfield as he pulled out two Desert Eagles and began firing at the guards. He hit the guards with eagle accuracy hitting them in the heads and hearts.

"My head!" Cried many guards as Garfield blew them away with lead. All that was left was the security Chief who was a girl.

"You would not shoot ladies would you Garfield?" Begged the security chief.

"No." Said Garfield slyly as he shot her head off twice.

"Garfield we may be able to escape through stealth." Said Kasumi with invisibility.

"Stealth is for handicapped children." Said Garfield as he charged out into combat shooting at more Guards with bullseye marks. After plowing through enemy guards like hungry shark through water Garfield and Kasumi finally reached outside where Donovan Hock was waiting in a helicopter!

"Garfield you are toast in the morning. I have missiles locked on, prepare for explosions!" Taunted Donovan Hock with wickedness.

Donovan Hocks taunting enraged Garfield with anger. Garfield eyes burned with the passion of raging inferno as he stared down Hock. Garfield then leaped into the air and onto Hocks Helicopter like frog. He then tore open the top like can of Lasagna and grabbed Hock by the throat.

"Garfield what are you doing spare me please." Begged Donovan Hock with crying tears.

"I want to see a pig fly so fly Mr. Pig." Said Garfield wittily as he threw Hock out of the helicopter. Garfield then returned to Kasumi who was spellwoven by Garfields charm and fighting abilities.

"Garfield you are warrior like no other." Said Kasumi in astonishment.

"Yes let us return to the Normany our work here is done." Said Garfield with calm humbleness.

Back on the Normany Garfield was relaxing in the Captains quarters and checking his pc for e-mails. One of the e-mails was sent by Tali and was titled "SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU". Garfield opened it up and found lots of naughty pictures Tali took of herself for Garfields pleasure.

"I will save these to my floppy disk." Said Garfield with eager smile. As Garfield was saving naughty pictures he heard someone enter his room.

"Hello Garfield I want to thank you for help." Said Kasumi with gratitude.

"It is no problem pudding lips." Said Garfield with flirtation.

"You are man like no other, you are 100 times more man than Keiji was. At first I was sad but now I am glad he is dead so I can be with you." Said Kasumi with love dove eyes.

"Missions on the battlefield are important but missions in the bedroom are even more important." Said Garfield quietly as he gazed at Kasumi with sexy cat eyes.

"I want to show you super fun time." Said Kasumi as she took off her suit to reveal a sexy nurse outfit.

"Oh yeah I need a checkup come here." Said Garfield with approval.

"Hey I want to party too. You Promised Garfield." Said another voice. It was Tali! She walked into the room dressed up like a sexy Egyptian.

"Ok you can join us Tali. It will be career day in the bedroom." Said Garfield as he took both Kasumi and Tali in his arms. All three of them grabbed and kissed eachother deeply making sweet lovings for many hours until the dawn broke.

To be continued…