Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure Part 15 Impossible Imposter!

Somewhere on New Earth Elcor mother was pushing Elcor baby in a stroller singing Elcor nursery rhymes. She was passing an Elcor and Volus orphanage full of Elcor and Volus children playing football and Nintendo.

"It is nice day to push the babies." The Elcor mother thought as she pushed her baby in a stroller.

Suddenly a mysterious orange figure was seen in the distance riding towards them. It was an orange cat full of muscles and tattoos riding a motor cycle with skull at the handlebars with FLAMING eyes. The orange cat of mystery had different color eyes one red like FIRE the other yellow like BANANAS. He wore a necklace of skulls around his neck and a scar ran down his cheek with intimidation. On his back there was a tattoo of a dragon eating a tank. Rockin Black Sabbath blasted on his radio with great power.

"Could it be? Are you Garfield the great hero?" Asked the Elcor mother with asking.

The Orange cat stared with intensity. He suddenly looked towards the orphanage and pulled out a rocket launcher. He fire at the orphanage causing great explosions blowing up all inside.

"WHAAAAAT." Screamed the Elcor mother with panic.

"I AM GARFIELD KILLER OF CHILDREN." Roared the Orange Cat with raging evil.

The Orange Cat then grabbed the Elcor baby and threw it off a cliff.

"NOOOOOOO." Cried the Elcor mother with crying.

"Remember my name, it is GARFIELD, a name of EVIL. HAHAHAHAHA." Shouted the Orange Cat as he drove off into the Desert sun with evil deeds to be doing.

Meanwhile elsewheres on New Earth Garfield was waking up from slumber with Liara T'Soni.

"Garfield can you not stay longer. There is so much loving to be made." Asked Liara T'Soni with wanting.

"No I must go. I must find Saren he has Normany. I must face him and get it back." Garfield said with determination.

"You are braver man than no other. I will remember our loving for it was like heaven shattering my pants." Liara T'soni said with truth.

Garfield went outside and joined Garrus and Miranda.

"Garfield are you ready or are you needing more "sleep"(sex)?" Garrus asked with jolly joking.

"Oh Garrus you kidder. You are old dog." Garfield said with paling around.

"But enough kiddings we must find Saren and get the Normany." Garrus said with seriousness.

"Yes let us go north for I smell evil there. Saren is there no doubt." Garfield Ordered with leadership.

So Garfield Garrus and Miranda marched north with new purposes. Determined to avenge their fallen friend Tali and set wrongs to right. While marching sand blew in their faces and Miranda and Garrus were bothered.

"Ewwww sand." Moaned Miranda with complaining.

"Do not worry woman I will shield you with iron muscle." Garfield responded with courage.

"Thank you Garfield you are my hero. I love you always." Miranda said to him with heartfeltness.

Garfield Garrus and Miranda then marched on. As they marched they soon saw village in the distance.

"Look Garfield let us go and see if villagers know Sarens whereabouts." Said Garrus with ideas.

"Yes let us collect information like private eyes." Garfield said with detective work.

When they entered the village angry villagers suddenly surrounded them with pitchforks and torches.

"IT IS GARFIELD THE EVIL ONE. GET HIM." Shouted the Villagers with crazed rantings.

"What is this? They have gone mad with crazy!" Yelled Garrus with panic.

"WE WILL GET YOU GARFIELD. TIME FOR SMALL TOWN JUSTICE." Screamed the villagers with anger filled voices.

"ENOUGH OF THIS MADDNESS." Garfield roared as he back handed the poor misguided villagers into unconsciousness probably not killing them.

"What was that? " Miranda wondered with nervousness.

"I do not know. I am great hero why do they greet me like vile villain?" Wondered Garfield with uncertainty.

As Garfield pondered meanings of happenings he sensed a presence with his Garfield sense.

"We are followed." Garfield said with certainty.

All of a sudden a shot rang out from distance. A bullet charged at Garfield with full force and Maximum Speed but Garfield caught it in his mighty hand and crushed the bullet into dust and then threw it on the ground.

"Impressive Garfield. You are man like no other and opponent of worthiness" Said a mysterious voice from shadows.

A green man jumped out from bushes ready for fighting.

"I am Thane the assassin and I must take you down for your evils." The green man said with silent voice.

"Evils what nonsense you speak. I am hero." Garfield roared with response.

"Garfield is senseless killer of children and doer of evil. He must be stopped." Thane said with serious face.

"This is impossible. Garfield would never kill children without reason." Garrus said with shock.

"It is true he is murdering fiend. Now prepare to meet justice!" Thane whispered with assassin words.

"The only justice I serve is my own now come at me string bean!" Challenged Garfield with fighting spirit.

Thane charged Garfield with thunder speed rearing for killing strike but Garfield stepped aside and tripped him.

"IMPOSSIBLE." Thane shouted in shock.

Garfield then picked up thane and punched him 4 and a half times.

"I am innocent man. Do you believe my words now?" Said Garfield with strength.

"Yes though I am skeptical of words your fists speak the truth." Thane said believing Garfields words and fists

"Good but if I am innocent who is the doer of evil?" Asked Garfield with questions.

"I must find real culprit and bring them to justice." Thane said getting himself up.

"I will go with you. I will clear my name like eraser of fighting fury." Garfield declared with justice swelling inside him like expanding lasagna meal eaten after midnight.

Garfield and comrades searched the village for clues.

"Garfield I have found things! Over here!" Yelled Thane with discovery.

"HMMM Motorcycle tracks. Let us follow them to destiny." Garfield ordered with authority.

Garfield and his friends followed tracks to their destination. Finally they came to a mountain cave where the mysterious muscular orange cat with different colored eyes awaited them.

"Haha Garfield I have been waiting for you. Now I will destroy you once and for all and show you what is a true man." Said the figure with mockery.

"NERMAL!" Shouted Garfield with shock and awe.

"That is right Garfield. After all these years I have waited for revenge and now it is mine. I have painted myself orange to pose as you and frame you for evils. Now your good name is smudged with ink of blood!" Declared Nermal with sinister sayings.

"I will clear my name! I will have your head as proof of innocence!" Roared Garfield with vengeance.

"Haha Garfield but I have set you a trap! Soon you will be gone and galaxy will be my clam and the universe will be my lobster! Get him rachni!" Shouted Nermal with viciousness as he sent Rachni minions to fight Garfield.

Rachni soldiers swarmed and attacked Garfield with relentless swarming, but Garfield was ready.

"I have two full cans of bug spray ready for using." Garfield quipped as he took out his two Desert Eagles and began firing into bugs making them mushing bug goo.

"I am the exterminator. Time to be breaking out the insecticide." Garfield shouted as he tossed as grenade into more Rachni blowing them up into more goo.

After wiping out Rachni scum, Nermal stood alone in defiance.

"Not bad Garfield but you will be among the dead! Face my insectimight!" Nermal shouted as he hopped on a Rachni Queen.

Nermal rode the Rachni queen and destroyed all in his wicked paths cornering Garfield and company against wall.

"I AM KING." Nermal shouted from his lounges.

"Nermal, you bug me." Garfield said as he shot a stalagmite on ceiling causing it to fall on Nermal impaling him on floor.

Garfield walked towards Nermal with manly footsteps ready to administer justice like judge of peace.

"Curse you Garfield. You may have won but you can not defeat Odie, he is too powerful for you. I will save a spot for you in hell!" Nermal spat with contempt.

"Make sure it is near the kitchen." Garfield quipped as he finished Nermal off with one mighty shot to the heart.

Garfield then ripped off Nermals head with mighty arms and put it on a stick for proof of innocence.

"Let us return to village and proof my innocence!" Garfield said with Nermals head on stick in his hand.

Garfield and the others returned to village with Nermals head and all rejoiced.

"THIS IS YOUR MURDERER." Shouted Garfield raising Nermals head high for all to see.

"YAAAAAY." Cheered the villagers in celebration.

"Garfield you are true hero and true man. I owe you my life, I have life debt to you. I will help you in fight against Reapers." Thane said to Garfield with meaningful voice.

"Thank you. You are welcome in my army of justice." Garfield said while shaking Thanes hand.

Garfield went to quiet corner of village to be in solitude and enjoy Lasagna meal in peace. Suddenly a figure approached him. It was the Rachni Queen!

"Garfield I thank you for freeing me of Nermals evil controls. You have saved me and all Rachni." The Rachni Queen said with gratitude.

"No problem sugar shell. Doing good is what I do among other things." Garfield said with a wink.

"Garfield as I saw you fight I felt things never felt before. You make feel like woman liberated." Said the Rachni queen with infatuation of Garfield.

"What you feel is just the beginning. Let me take you on a journey of love, destination: pleasure." Garfield said with romancing words.

"Oh Garfield, even though I am royalty I have never felt true love. Please take me now!" The Rachni Queen yelled with desire.

"I will steal your crown jewels." Garfield said as he embraced the Rachni Queen with his muscular arms and began pumping her full of love.

Garfield pleasured the Rachni Queens body all over. He massaged her smooth sexy body with his strong hands as he thrust pleasure into her like a jackhammer of love. The echoes of their hard loud love makings could be heard from all in the village and all knew that the night belonged to love.

To be continued…