Written By BHart
June 21, 2005

Act XI
The Identity of Sailor Sun, Fight Against the Undead


In the large auditorium aboard the Claris 30 spacecraft, Pendrell, Steve,
Secil and the fanfic review team were all watching a movie. They were watching an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. They were all
laughing and eating popcorn while watching it on a large screen. “This guy
is so brilliant. I want you all to take notes on his comments and his form
of speaking,” said Pendrell. “But I thought we were here to relax,” said
Alice. “Well, we are having a nice break; but I want you to pay attention
to how he reviews old crappy movies,” said Pendrell. Everyone sighed and began taking notes. They were making quite a mess as popcorn and
spilled drinks were on the auditorium floor. “Damn it! I’m gonna have to clean all this up afterwards. Bunch of pigs,” thought Secil to herself.
Steve was eating fried bananas and dropped some on his lab coat. “Oh
crap! Does this come out?” asked Steve looking at Secil who was sitting
next to him. “Yeah, just give it to me later and I’ll take care of it,” said
Secil sighing.

On almost every channel was some sort of campaign coverage for the mayoral election which would take place soon. Luna and Artemis were watching the news and keeping up on current events. “Well, yet again
time for the election coverage,” said Luna. “Yes; same old boring political stuff. Wake me up if they say anything interesting,” said Artemis as he
lied his head down on a pillow.

It was early in the morning the next day when Kiusako got out of bed. “Where are you going so early?” asked Anna. “Some guys I used to work
for called and said they needed my help with some things,” said Kiusako. “Well, don’t take too long. I have the day off so hurry back as soon as
you can,” said Anna still semi-awake in the bed. “Don’t worry, I will. I
can’t get enough of the three-eyed monster,” said Kiusako.

Kiusako was in downtown Tokyo and entered a building called Gateway Tower East. He entered the building and got on the elevator. He soon
arrived on the ninth floor and walked over to where the system
administrator was. “Hey Mark, you needed help with a few things?” asked Kiusako walking up to him. Mark got out of his chair “Yeah, there are just
a few things with the network to fix which will go by a lot faster with two
of us.” “I noticed that everyone is in the main conference room. What’s
the meeting about?” asked Kiusako. “They’ve been having a lot of
meetings lately with politicians and have been doing some work for one
of the mayoral candidates,” said Mark. “So where have you been working since you left this place?” asked Mark. “I got a job with a video game company designing, writing and programming games,” said Kiusako. “Cool. I’m glad you got out of this loser job. Well, we better hurry and get to
work. You know how lawyers are. If we don’t finish soon, they’ll start throwing fits,” said Mark.

At the Tsukino residence, they were at the dinner table. “You know, it’s election time again. It’s been on television for a few days now. It got me thinking about something,” said Luna. “What is that?” asked Usagi. “Well, after all the time I’ve known you, I don’t think you’ve ever voted in any election,” said Luna. “I’m not interested in that kind of stuff. Politics is so boring,” said Usagi. “Maybe I could help get you interested. I sometimes pick up some of the booklets they have which tell where the different candidates stand on various issues,” said Mamoru. “I don’t know. It’s like school again. It’s so boring it puts me to sleep,” said Usagi. Luna,
Artemis and Mamoru had sweat drops over their heads. “She hasn’t
matured much,” said Luna disappointingly.

It was late in the evening and the system administrator had already left
for the day. Kiusako had just finished up and was heading out. On the
way out, he noticed that the lawyers were still in the conference room
with someone who was speaking to them. The conference room had doors
of glass and windows everywhere, so he could see in easily. He
recognized the person standing up and speaking to the rest of the people. He was trying to remember where he had seen her before. “Oh, she’s one
of the mayoral candidates. I’ve seen her picture on flyers around town,” thought Kiusako to himself. He walked over to the elevators and waited
to go down and leave the building. It was quite late in the evening and
the person standing up and speaking to the lawyers turned into her alter ego, sailor sun. Kiusako saw her transform and was surprised. Kiusako walked into the elevator and decided to tell the other sailor senshi of
sailor sun’s alternate identity. “Are you sure about this?” asked Luna.
“Yes, it was that lady who is running for mayor. Soleil what’s her name,” said Kiusako. “How should we approach this?” asked Chibiusa. “Well, we can’t tell the authorities or anyone else since they probably wouldn’t
believe us. They might even be brainwashed themselves,” said Artemis.
“We will just have to surprise attack her,” said Luna. “But what if we can’t take care of her on our own,” said Kousagi getting scared. “We’ll arrange
for backup with the other sailor senshi. If all of the sailor senshi are together and there’s a trap, it would get ugly. So it’s better if there is
some sort of backup help in case anything goes wrong,” said Luna.

A couple of days had passed and the sailor senshi decided to implement their surprise attack plan. Anna, Kiusako, Kousagi, and Chibiusa entered
the building with the other sailor senshi waiting outside in case their help was needed. As they arrived on the ninth floor, it was pretty quiet. They looked around a little and realized that they were all in the conference
room again. There she is; she’s giving a presentation to the lawyers in
that large conference room. They transformed and then entered the conference room. “Whatever it is you’re planning, we won’t let you
brainwash these lawyers anymore to accomplish your goals,” said
Chibiusa. “What in the world are you talking about?” asked Soleil. “We already know that you’re sailor sun. You’re cover has been blown,” said Sailor Earth. She transformed into sailor sun. “It’s too late to stop my
plans now. I’ve gotten all the use I can out of these lawyers.” “We will
find a way to get them back to normal and get rid of your brainwashing influence,” said Kousagi. “Ha! What little you all know. I didn’t have to brainwash these lawyers. They are already the walking dead,” said Sailor
Sun laughing. “What? What do you mean?” asked Sailor Star. “All lawyers and politicians are undead. I don’t have time for you, so I’ll have the
living dead take care of you,” said sailor sun disappearing from the room.

The lawyers stood up and the sailor senshi could see their rotting undead flesh. “Since you know our secret, there’s no need to hide how we really look,” said one of the lawyers. “This is crazy. I worked for them for
months and never knew they were undead,” said Sailor Earth. The undead lawyers were slowly approaching them. “What should we do then?” asked Sailor Star. “Well, since they’re not technically people, and they are
already dead, I guess it’s okay if we attack them,” said Chibiusa. Kousagi was scared at the appearance of the lawyers and began to back away and leave the room. Chibiusa grabbed her by the arm. “I know it’s scary, but you’ve got to be strong if you’re going to be a sailor senshi.” “But I don’t want to,” said Kousagi leaving the room. “Kousagi! Get back here. Its dangerous.” yelled Chibiusa. “There’s not enough room in here, we’ve got
to get out of here,” said sailor earth as they all left the conference room. “Where did Kousagi go?” asked Sailor Star. “I don’t know; probably hid in one of the office rooms here. We’ve got to find her before they do,” said Chibiusa. The large group of undead lawyers split up and began searching
for the senshi. The sailor senshi split up and began to look for Kousagi.
Two undead lawyers came up behind Sailor Earth. One lawyer was wearing glasses and wearing a bow tie. The other was a fat woman with a man’s haircut. Sailor Earth recognized them. Their names were Steve Tyler and Laurie Hart. Steve took off his bowtie and threw it at Sailor Earth. The bowtie flew in the air as it propelled itself in the air as helicopter
propellers did. The bowtie began wrapping itself around sailor earth’s
neck and began choking him. Laurie walked over to attack him. Sailor
Earth moved out of the way and kicked her down to the ground as he was still struggling to get the bowtie off of his neck. Sailor Earth mustered up
his strength and broke free of the bowtie’s choking grasp. He staggered
back to the wall to catch his breath. The undead lawyers were getting
ready to attack him again. “Gaia Rache,” sailor Earth’s attack destroyed
the two undead lawyers as they returned to the earth and disappeared.

Chibimoon was encountered by a small group of lawyers. “Interstellar
Moon Power.” Chibimoon’s attack destroyed the small group of lawyers,
but more appeared behind them. “Penta Star Ray.” Sailor Star’s attack destroyed another small group of lawyers. The undead lawyers just kept
on coming. “There’s too many of them. We have to retreat for now,” said Sailor Star as she and chibimoon ran away to find sailor parallel moon.
The sailor senshi heard Kousagi scream. “Oh crap, it seems like they
found her,” said Chibimoon. The undead lawyers had cornered Kousagi in
one of the rooms. She was scared of their hideous appearance and closed her eyes and continued screaming. The sailor senshi found the room
where Kousagi was. They couldn’t get to her since so many undead
lawyers were blocking their way. “I know you’re scared, but you’ve got to
be strong and fight.” yelled Chibimoon. Kousagi cried a little bit longer
and then got up with her eyes still closed. “Mochi rabbit love attack.”
Sailor Parallel moon’s attack destroyed the lawyers in the room. “Good
job. I’m proud of you,” said Chibimoon grabbing Kousagi by the arm and leaving the room. The three sailor senshi found Sailor Earth in the
hallway. “How many of them are there?” asked Sailor Star. “Probably
about 40 more,” said Sailor Earth. “We won’t have enough energy to kill
the rest of them. There must be another way,” said Sailor Star. Chibimoon thought for a moment and remembered when the first generation sailor senshi formed a circle and combined their powers to attack enemies. “If
we combine our powers, we can wipe out the rest of the undead creepy lawyers on this floor,” said Chibimoon. “How are we gonna do that?”
asked Sailor Earth. “Just follow my lead,” said Chibimoon. They formed a circle and combined their powers. A bright flash of light filled the ninth
floor as it shook violently. The rest of the lawyers were destroyed and the ninth floor was cleansed of the undead filth. They left the building and
met up with the other sailor senshi.

“I was worried when we heard that explosion up there,” said Usagi. “Did
you kill sailor sun?” asked Rei. “No, she had already left. She left us to
fight some of her servants,” said Chibiusa. “Damn. I wish we knew where
her headquarters were. That building was probably just one of the
locations she uses,” said Sailor Earth. “Don’t worry. We’ll find out where
she is soon enough and settle things,” said Sailor Star. “What was she
doing with those lawyers though?” asked Kousagi. “I’m not sure. But I
think it has something to do with the election. For some reason, she
wants to win the election,” said Chibiusa. “She may have been trying to
go through some legal loopholes for her own gain and she was using the lawyers for that purpose,” said Ami. “You’re so smart Ami. You’re always thinking of things like that,” said Usagi.

Sailor Sun got a call on her cell phone. “Yes boss?” asked Sailor Sun. “It seems as though one of your areas of operation has been destroyed,”
said a voice on the other end. “How did you know that?” asked Sailor Sun. “It’s all over the news. Apparently there was a large explosion and the
ninth floor is in shambles,” said the voice. “Well, you see it’s just….” “Just do me a favor. Next time you encounter the sailor senshi, make sure you
kill them. Do you understand?” asked the voice interrupting her. “Yes sir,” said Sailor Sun as the voice on the other end hung up the phone. “Damn
you sailor senshi! Now headquarters is angry with me,” thought Sailor Sun
to herself.



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