The most horrible Sailor Moon fan fic ever II

And it came to pass that there must needs be a sequal to this horrible and horrendous story.
And there was a world that did not exist because the universe collapsed having been raped by a dragon.
An alarm clock sounded in the background of her bedroom…and Usagi woke up. 
“It was all a horrible dream…” She said to herself. 
And that meant that Mamaru was still hers…Sailor Moon looked down into her crotch…and no penis was there. Only a womanly vagina. She smiled as sweat poured down her face. 
Immediately she flopped down in front of an alter made up of prom dresses and praised God that this was all just a dream.
But there was something horribly wrong….as Luna came rushing into the room panting like a dog. 
“Usagi…there’s something wrong!”
“What’s wrong Luna?” Usagi questioned…
“Uhm..and why are you naked?” Luna pointed out with a large sweat drop pouring down her head. 
“I had the most horrible dream last night…”
“A wet dream…”
“Yeah...what!? NO!”
Luna smiled and cackled with laughter.
“Since when did you become so filthy minded?” Usagi shot at her.
“When you have a filthy minded husband that does that to you.” Luna pointed out.
“So what’s the bad news?”
“Chibi Usa is in trouble…”
“She’s….not a Llama is she?”
“Well no…where did you get that idea?”
“It’s been a looooong night.” Usagi said. “So where is Chibi Usa then…”
“I don’t know….I only saw claw marks…but it seemed to make out a secret message…”
Suddenly Mamoru came in.
“Am I missing something here?” He asked.
Immediately Usagi ran over to Mamaru and started crying. “Oh Mamaru I had such a horrible dream, I dreamed you fell in love with an American girl, that Chibi Usa was transformed into a Llama…and that I was turned a man with…BRIGHT RED PUBIC HAIIIIRRRR and I still had my boobs and and and and…”
Mamaru smiled. “Don’t worry Usagi….it was only a dream…” And he patted her. “ there’s no way I would ever want an American girl anyway…not when I’ve got you…”
“Oh Mamo-chan...” Usagi sobbed even louder. “Oh Mamo-chan I love you so much…”
“I Love you too Usagi but...chill out man it was just a dream yo..”
“Yeah you are right…”
But they didn’t know about the evil forces that were about.
Mean while…a beautiful, gorgeous native American girl named Ashley was sitting on a throne in a cave deep underground, with an army of cats, and a bright glowing black staff which had an orb at the top, with a swhirl of darkness in the orb.
She waved her hand and watched Usagi inside of the orb and smiled evilly.
“Oh you have no idea of the evils I’m about to plague upon you Usagi….” Ashley smiled devilishly to herself. “I gave you those horrible dreams for a reason…I want you to be so scared of losing Mamaru that you’ll be obsessed and drive him away…and then…” She looked over at Chibi Usa who was in a small cage that resembled cages that humane society cats are kept in and grinned evilly. “Then you my dear will never be conceived…and when Usagi is at her weak point…I will steal all of her powers…and one by one I’ll steal the powers of every Senshi alive…then I will be the hero…I will be the chosen guardian of the universe! And she will bow to me! Isn’t that right Scar…Zira?”
Two pairs of Glowing eyes could be seen in the background, and an evil devilish crooked smile belonged to each one of them. A dark orange lion with a black mane stepped foreward. His eyes were bright green. A dark orange lioness with red eyes stepped forward with him. 
“Just remember…” Scar pointed out. “We kidnapped Chibi-usa…you agreed that I would become King of Pride rock and my mate, Zira, would become Queen.” 
“I brought you both back to life.” Ashley said firmly. “You would be in Disney hell if it were not for me.”
Zira made a low growl. “She is right Scar…Disney hell sucks big time…all of the Disney villains go there…we don’t want to be there again..”
“I’ll create a paradise just for you… and I will send Simba and all of his followers to Disney hell and you will all have your own pride…” Ashley promised them. 
“But first we must steal that power from Sailor Moon…”
And so night after night Sailor Moon had horrible dreams, many of which were random and pointless…but all she seemed to care about was the dreams…and didn’t give any mind at all to Chibi Usa who was locked in a cell starving half to death…for Ashley was cruel and fed her only stagnant water and moldy bread to eat.
But Usagi wasn’t the only one affected by dreams. Neptune and Uranus split up because of the horrible dreams that they had…and Neptune as a result became straight…
Mars lost her ability to be psychic…
And a multitude of horrible things happened to each of the Senshi…one by one until Usagi and Mamaru finally split apart. Then Chibi Usa began to fade away…
“It is working…once Chibi Usa fades away…we will use that energy of absence against Sailor Moon…and take away her powers…”
Zira and Scar began to giggle like school children.
As Chibi Usa slowly faded away…a tear appeared in her eye…finally she disapeered…
“You’ve got to stop this!!” Luna jumped onto Usagi as she cried and wailed like a baby. “Crying won’t do any good…you have to give Mamaru space or he’ll never come back to you…”
“But but but..it’s over…everything is over and it’s all my fault!” Usagi wailed. 
“And you also realize that Chibi Usa has been kidnapped and you HAVN’T done anything except worry about pointless dreams that weren’t supposed to happen at all!?”
“She’s not the only one affected by dreams…” A young girl walked into Usagi’s bed room. Usagi was too upset, and Luna worried to realize how the young girl got into the bed room, or where she came from.
“You have all been affected by dreams. As a result Chibi Usa no longer exists.”
“WHAT!?” Luna and Usagi said together and once.
“That’s right.” The girl said monotoniously. The girl had a shadowy and ghostly appearance…and deep gray eyes and long black hair. “And a great evil has come to take away your powers…and…she has revived villains from the Disney universe to help her take over the world…”
“Disney characters! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO! Oh God. No. No no no no no no no. Not Disney characters! ANYTHING BUT DISNEY CHARACTERS!” Usagi shouted frantically with fear.
“Yes Disney characters..”
“No. Oh God…no. Oh God…Oh GOOOOOD..” And Usagi carried on for several hours…as the strange shadowy girl merely stared at her…sounding much like very bad sex was going on….
“Is there nothing worse than Disney characters?”
“There is. In order to defeat this evil…you must find the legendary purple dinosaur.”
*sniff* “Purple dinosaur?” Usagi said looking up like a cry baby.
“Yes.” And the shadow figure seemed to fade out of existence.
“But where are we going to find a purple dinosaur?” Luna asked.
“I think someone has been going overboard on the LDS…” Artemis walked in.
“You mean LSD?”
“Yes…” A sweat drop appeared over Artemis’s head.
“No one has been doing LSD.” Uranus pointed out as she walked into the room. With her was a very attractive young woman from Africa. 
“And…who is this?” Usagi starred.
“Oh…my new girlfriend…”
“ What happened to…”
“Oh. Neptune? The breeder?”
They decided not to ask.
Everyone except for Neptune, Chibi Usa and Mars showed up that day…and just to be random and completely off the wall…a talking lollypop.
“I have a suggestion!” The talking lollypop said. “stick me in one of your vaginas!”
“I think not…” Said Pluto who stick the lollypop into her mouth.
“Ahhhhhh!!!” The lollypop screamed in terror as it was crushed into her teeth.
“But where can we find a purple dinosaur?” Diana asked.
“I know where to find one.” 
Everyone turned their attention to the black girl. 
“ America. America is the greatest country in the world. Everyone knows that. The Americans? They know everything!”
“Of course!” 
And so the Senshi all magically learned English in a matter of seconds…and in the blink of an eye they all teleported to America.
‘Right where I want you…’ Ashley said as she watched them on a video camera.
“ But where do we find a purple dinosaur?”
Suddenly a mysterious pokemon floated over head of them. It was pink, and appeared to be a cat with a long tail and bright blue eyes.
“Mew?” The pokemon indicated that they follow it. And so they did…and the Pokemon lead it to an average kid who no one understands.
“What do you think Cosmo?”
“Think? I don’t think! I know!” The green haired faerie said to Timmy Turner.
The pink haired faerie only smacked her forhead.
“Alright alright…I wish Barney was here.”
“Barney?” Everyone all looked together startled.
“BARNEY!?” Usagi fainted.
Suddenly an overly friendly, homosexual, purple dinosaur appeared.
“Hey…I was on my coffee break.” Barney said, who had a cigar on his hand.
“Oh sorry…HELLO KIDS!” He said indicating to the group of them. “WHO WANTS A BIIIIG HUG!?”
“ I think I’ll pass…”
*suddenly Ashley appeared* “NOOO! You can’t bring BARNEY into the picture!”
“HA! So it was you!” Usagi said suddenly pointing at Ashley who was dressed in black with her magical staff thingy.
“Uhm. Me who?”
“YOU STOLE MAMARU!”
“ No no no…that was your dream silly. And I made you paranoid about losing Mamaru….”
“But why?”
“So I could steal your powers…besides I’m bored and I wanted to write a sequal to my bad fanfic….so I decided to just make everything in the past a dream since I don’t really have any desire to be with mamaru anyway…”
“But why do you want my powers?”
“So I can be the hero…everyone picks on me…everyone puts me down and makes me feel inadequate…and I hated seeing you two in love because I lost my boyfriend. So I decided to take it all out on you because you’re the most powerful being in existence.”
“that’s still no excuse MOON CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!” And Usagi turned into Sailor Moon…and the other sailors followed suit.
“ So why make me and Neptune break up?” Uranus asked.
“ I just don’t like you because you’re a stupid lesbian…” Ashley replied as she turned Uranus into a donkey. The donkey commenced to rape the other senshi except for Sailor Moon, and Barney, and herself. 
“Who told you to bring Barney anyway?”
“I was told it was the only way to defeat you?”
“No no no…I only added that as a plot filler…” And Ashley turned Barney into a pile of strawberry flavored poop.
“now it’s just you and me…and my friends Zira and Scar!” 
immediately Zira and Scar appeared, God like and powerful in appearance.
“RAWR!” They roared at Sailor Moon. 
“Why is to so important to you that you have to destroy my daughter, my relationship to get at my powers!” Sailor Moon cried.
“ I told you…no one loved and respected me…I wanted to gain respect…”
“ So you become a villain. Are you retarted?”
“ I’m trying to pour my heart out to you and you’re not listening!” Ashley said half crying and half angry now. I lost Jagg! Whoah is me!” *suddenly Ashley go to her knees.* “Ok I lied..the truth is I just wanted Jagg back..but he’s with another girl now…and he’s the reason I became a Mormon…”
“So why don’t you just leave the church, and get on with your life? You’ll only go to hell if you don’t believe in God, Ashley.” Usagi said. “You don’t need Jagg to continue on…”
“JOO LIE!” Ashley pointed her staff at Usagi’s throat. “Jagg is everything to me! EVERYTHING!!!!”
“No Ashley…please you  must fix everything…you must get a life and pick yourself back up…you will find true love again….if you just explain that you’re sorry everything will be ok and all will be forgiven.”
“ No they won’t…” Scar and Zira approached. “We want pride rock…”
*Ashley turned to the Disney villains* “No Scar. No Zira. She is right…I allowed my heart to get into anger and pain…”
“But what about pride rock?”
“Why don’t you just start your own pride?” Ashley suggested. “Become good guys…”
And in an instant, everything changed. Not only was all instantly forgiven, but the world turned into a…relatively normal and happy place all over again…sort of. And Ashley found a new boyfriend who was even better than Jagg.
Usagi and Mamaru got back together…and Chibi Usa started existing again.
Scar and Zira started a pride of their own…and lived happily together with no more hate in their hearts. When they died, they went to heaven. Because they believed in God.
Neptune remained straight. She was dating Fiore and they both made a wonderfully happy couple. They had…987698698698764538765389759237869835492235235 kids together. Both became devote Mormons.
Uranus went to hell because she remained a lesbian and did not worship and praise God for her prom dress.
Mars didn’t regain her psychic ability…instead she got eaten by a talking brain.
Shintoism and all forms of Buddhism became banned in Japan and other parts of asia.
Ashley and Usagi became the best of friends…coincidentally…
And Carl Wheezer still ended up getting married to Chibi Usa in las vegas. Their 79.2 offspring had a resemblance to Llamas.
But then….a new villain appeared.
His name was Redlock.
And he was really Mamaru’s long lost brother.
And yes…he did have bright red sparkly pubic hair and the largest penis in the world.
He turned into a dragon. The dragon flew down and kidnapped Mamaru.
“let of go of him!” Usagi screamed at the dragon. And the dragon raped Mamaru right in front of Usagi and then dropped Mamaru in his arms and flew away.
The dragon made several attacks on the village, but Usagi and the Senshi were powerless to stop him. 
Finally Ashley and her boyfriend showed up. They killed the dragon instantly despite the fact that they weren’t as powerful as Sailor Moon.
But poor Mamaru was pregnant. Yes, male pregnancy. No one understood how or why, but Mamaru was pregnant. He laid and squirted out a baby out of his ass.
But the baby did not resemble Redlock at all. It resembled a blue hedgehog.
Everyone glared at Sonic and Mamaru, especially Usagi and Sonic’s three wives…Princess Sally Acorn, Amy Rose and Mina Mongoose.
Seeing how Sonic couldn’t decide between the three he just married all of them.
Sonic and Mamaru run away together…taking their bastard child with them.
The Alarm clock went off. And Usagi woke up. She looked over and saw that laying next to her was the brain creature that had eaten Mars.
“Last night was fantastic wasn’t it?” Usagi asked the brain.
“Mmm…oh yes…” The brain responded, wearing a pair of glasses and reading a newspaper… a cigar in his mouth.
The Alarm clock went off. Usagi woke up. She looked down and saw that she neither had a penis or a vagina. Only a tiny little hole for peeing and a butt for pooping…on her head. And bright blue pubic hair. She looked in the mirror to find that she had transformed into a nymph.
Yet she somehow had laid an egg. The egg hatched into a blue Alpaca with wings.
It had lazor eyes and could only speak in Swahili.
The Alarm clock went off. Usagi turned over to see Mars sleeping naked next to her.
The Alarm clock went off. Usagi looked over and saw a Llama that much resembled Chibi Usa…yes it was Chibi Usa sleeping next to her.
The Alarm clock went off. Luna and Artimis had been magically transformed into dogs.
They jumped onto Usagi’s lap and began to rap her.
Finally the Alarm clock went off one final time. Mamaru was sleeping peacefully next to Usagi. Usagi got up and walked around. She saw baby Chibi-Usa sleeping in her crib curled up in a ball.
No one had every heard of Ashley Yecker. There was no pokemon, purple dinosaurs, or dragons. There was no zombie Nazis taking over Zambodia. There were no cars driving around in ancient Egyptian.
A child walked over to Usagi and cried. “Mommy…” 
“What the…Kousagi?”
“Yes mommy…” Kousagi cried. 
“Well what is it my dear? What are you doing in this reality?”
“It’s just…I had to come here.”
“Why?”
“These are the worst Sailor Moon fanfics on the net that I’ve ever read.”

The End.

Or is it…? Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.