And so Usagi took off her pants one day to find that there was something weird and awkward about herself. Apparently she now had ingrown horribly badly matted bright cherry red color pubic hairs all over a penis that...didn't seem to be there before.
Curiously she stared out the window and found that Mammaru had been kissing an american girl.
A gorgeous, beautiful american girl with bright long brown hair, neatly fitted glasses, and bright brown eyes. She had all of the looks of a native american except with brown hair instead of black. And she was tall, skinny and beautiful in every way.
"What!? What is she doing with my man!" Usagi now spoke with a deep manly voice, neverminding the fact that she had just discovered that she was a man now, for no apparent reason, and that she had bright red pubic hair growing all over her crotch and ingrown because of the presense of a penis. She looked in the mirror...she still sported boobs and long blond hair...but then turned immediately back to Mammaru who was groping with beautiful girl who she'd never sen before.
"Who is this girl! I shall kill her! HOO HA!" and suddenly she became Sailor Moon! Not even paying attention to the bulge in her pants that now carried a penis.
She ran rampid after the girl, and then Mammaru stepped aside and snubbed her say " oh no you don't Ashley is my woman now back away you firghting creature."
" What!? How dar eyou day that about me!" Sailor Moon then flashed a ligthening bolt at Mammaru but Ashley blocked it.
"Oh no you do'nt. this is a job for WONDER YECKER!" and Ashley snapped ehr fingers and transformed intot he most powerful being in all existance more powerful than the child born of the universe who was Sailor moon.
Watching from afar was Chibiusa who fainted. then she glowed and transformed into a llama. weeks later after Wonder Decker fought sailor moon Sailor moon became gender confused now especially witht he depression of losing her man to an american girl who apparently was also more powerful than her.
"Oh whoah is me becuase I have lost my womanly hood and now i am a man who has lost her man..." And Sailormoon weapt.
Then Fiore appareed and started randly eating at her crotch. "Oh how much lovelyier you are now that you are a man" fiore said. "now you can become gay with me..."
"but wait I'm not gay.."
"but you took my ammaru chan! Die!" And fiore tried to kill her but then luna and artemis decided to have him for breakfist instead.
So Sailormoon who was now genderconfused and depressed decided to go and romance her daugther who wa snow a llama...and trie dto rape her.
Then a big fat american kid naped carl wheezer appaered and sat on her saying "how dare you heartt such a precious crearture like that you sicko!" And then he and the Llama take off to vegas to get married and the llama thanked him for saving her.
Then Sailormoon pouted as she looked at a birth cirtificate and realized that she had been framed all along she was actually a he and that her aprets wnated a girl so they tried to operate on her to make her a girl but ti didn'tw ork. and she was now also found out that Mamamru was also her brother long lost. She didn't understand it and so she cried and weapt.
Meanwhile Ashley was gothic and depressed and hated the world except for Mamaru who she made her entire world that and Luna, Artemis and all of the other cats who decided they would be her friends instead since she didn't need friends she couold take care of herself.
But Ashely was also a crhistian and started converted everyone to christianity in fact she was a mormon christian so she tuahgt that her church was right and not that stupid evil devel worshiping shino religion. She convereted Sailor Neptune too who became straight because seh learned that homosexuality was evil and wrong. Then this made Uranus really made because she loved enptune and she thought that homosexualis were the bomb and said "come here you *itch you are mine" and neptuen said "no yu'r enot the boss of me I want a man you suck" and neptune walked away and so uranus cird like a baby fo r several hours and then she found sailor moon laying depressed so Urahsu asked if she'd be her lover and Sailor MOon said ok and then they went to be dtogether only to find that Silaor moon was a msn so Uranus killed her and because she wsa a man and not a woman. Then the other sailor scouts cathered together and they were all eliked wtf and then the llama disapeered because therew as no way it could've been born if Sailor MOon stopped existing and turend into a guy but actually was a guy the whoen time and Mammaru and Ashley got married and had lots of pbabies. and they all looked like cats. That's because Ashley was part were cat.
And then all the sailor moon villians came back and they suddenly turned good and made hte nazis make peace with teh jews and everyone threw this big party because sailor moon as dead now and annoying chibi usa would not be born anymore. 
And the cat people grew up and took over the world and made all the moons and planets crash onto the eath ckilling everyone.
And then God said good Ashley you did well but your children must go to hell and so they went to hell and Ashley cried and went ot hell after them. and then Mammaru fell in love with all of hte other sailor scouts one by one except for usagi who was in hell too. 
And Uranus was i nhell becuase she was sa stupid lesbien.
and everyone who didn't believe in God and thank him for their lovely prom dresses were killed too and went to hell for all eternity.
and ashley went back to heaven and redeemed her children and they all lived happily ever after.
But it's not over yet, a giant dragon then rapes the universe and the universe callaspes killing everyone.
The end.