Disc: I no own, you no sue? Deal Ramblings: Dedicated to: speigal-octopi: Squee! I have a suitor! :: Ch-12: OMG!!! Kagome's a playa::: Setsuna drove down the street, singing: "Do wha diddy diddy dum de doo!!" The green-haired senshi giggled, then became serious again. "Shit!" she hissed "Shitshitshitshitshitshit!!!!!" With a harsh squeal, she rounded a curve and floored it. "This is baaaaaaaad!" she wailed. "God knows the things my mini-mes are doing!" Meanwhile... Rei kicked down the door. "I want my girlfriend back!" she screamed. Plumber Setsuna yawned. "Ya, sure." she mumbled. "Go aheada." A pause. "You're...serious?" Rei stuttered. "Yeah." A pause. "Oh wait!" the plumber cried. She ran behind Usagi and brought a sharp knife to a bored Usagi's throat. "Noabody move!" she yelled "Or blondie getsa deh knifea!" Usagi yawned and droned. "Help me. I am so afraid." Rei cursed savagely and began to sweat. Coco couldn't use Thundershock, or else Usagi'd be hit! And Rei didn't have an ACME plot hole (though God knows how many the story alone had) in order to teleport behind them and kick Plumber-Setsuna's ass! OH NOES!!!! As the tension thicked, Makoto sighed. She grabbed the shotgun off of the wall and blew the Chibi's head of in a bout of gorey, bloody, plot-holey goodness. In the state of shock that followed, Makoto shouldered the still smoking shotgun and growled, "Did you see that!?! Did you see just how fucking easy it was to blow her head off!?!? What the hell have we been thinking these past--" she paused to think in her head. "Twelve chapters!?!?!" Minako was the one to answer her. "That we could run around and spread sugar-indused brain damage like a fashionable STD and goof-off while we were kidnapped one by one and then find our beloved located in a house with an abnormally neon sign that says, 'So and so is Here!' while we are completely OOC," she took a deep breath. "And with constant cameos, breaking of the fourth wall, and typos abundant." A pause. "Minako-chan," Ami groaned. "I think that was a rhetorical question..." Meanwhile Meanwhile... "This is the worst road trip ever." Bloo grumbled. Mac sighed. "C'mon Bloo!" he said. "It wasn't all that bad!" "Was to!" Bloo sneered. Mac sighed again. Frankie ran a hand through her red hair. ""This has been one heck of a cameo..." she muttered. Wilt nodded. Edwardo yawned and scratched behind his horns. "Well," Frankie sighed. "We gotta get home guys. C'mon Coco, let's go." Coco wailed, "CO COOOOOOOOO!!!!" and ran into a sobbing Rei's arms. "I'll miss you Coco!" she whimpered. "Coco co co co co-co." Coco sniffled. The creator and the created cried for a few more minutes, before they tearfully split up. "Goodbye!" Rei waved. "Coco!" Coco chirped. The Fosters gang waved to their new-found friend and drove off. Rei smiled sadly. A guitar began playing a slow, sweet melody and memories drifted through her mind... "What day is it? And in what month this clock never seemed so alive." Young Rei stared at her imaginary friend. "Coco!" it chirped. She screamed and ran behind the sofa. "DAMN YOU POKeMON!!!" she screamed at the TV. " I can't keep up, and I can't back down I've been losing so much time..." "IT WAS HER!!!" Young Rei yelled as she pointed to Coco. The white wall was covered in red paint, as was Rei. Rei's father was pissed. "REI, YOU'RE GOING TO YOUR GRANDPA'S HOUSE!!!!" And that's how Rei REALLY got to the shrine... "Cause it's you and me, and all other people with nothing to do, nothing to lose--" The record suddenly scratched and then came... "I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brother's can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get--" "WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!" Ami cried as she turned off the CD player. Rei had a confused look on her face. "What the--How the hell did that get on there!?" Everyone turned to Minako. The blonde blinked and waved her arms in the air crying, "Oh, hell-to- the-NO! You can't blame me for a lewd song this time!" "This time?" Haruka smirked. Minako laughed nervously. "You see, I wanted to record 'My Humps' but, the closest CD was a copy of 'Disney Mania 4'. I think it was Setsuna's..." -- With Setsuna -- Setsuna popped in her copy of 'Disney Mania 4' and skipped to track eight. She prepared to sing the first verse of 'Candle on the Water', when all of a sudden... "What'cha goin do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?" "What...the...hell?!" Setsuna sputtered. "Imma get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of this hump." "MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile Meanwhile meanwhile... Kagome Higurashi skipped merrily down the merry little street singing a merry little tune. The miko of the future suddenly jerked to a stop. "Why am I skipping? And singing? Aren't I supposed to be angsting over an unrequited love, which is really strange because that normally happens in shoujo ai fanfics, and I'm not in love with a girl at the moment--" the raven haired teen was cut off as a brick slammed into the back of her head. She cried out in pain and was flung into the nearby birck wall from the force of the brick's velocity...or something like that... "DAMN YOU NEWTON'S THREE LAWS OF MOTION!!!" cried a nearby spectator. Ahem. Sango suddenly appeared from a time portal that appeared from God knows where (coughmostKagxSangoficscough) and gasped at the sight of her secret beloved. "Kagome-chan!" As the demon slayer ran to where the miko lay, something funny happened. Kagome shot to her feet and dipped Sango into a suave bow. "Oh ma cherie," she purred. "Where 'ave you been all mah life? Do you know 'ow long I have awaited you ma petite?" "KAGOME HIGURASHI!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" Kagome gasped and let Sango drop to the ground with a thud while Ayame the wolf demon came storming up. Being a demon, Ayame could live a very long life. "A-Aya-koi!" Kagome laughed nervously, French accent forgotten. "Hey sweetie? How ya doin?" "How am I doing?" Ayame growled. "I come here to get a drink and see you pulling that French thing with another woman!?!?" "Baby, I can explain.." "Oh really?!" came a familiar voice. The three women turned to see a pissed Kagura stomping up to them. Once again, demonic life-span. "Care to explain why you missed our date Kag-koi!?" the windy demon hissed. "Oh shit." Kagome mumbled underneath her breath. "WHAT!?" Ayame and Sango gasped. They then turned to see Kagome sweating profusly underneath their glares. "You see," the miko giggled. "The funniest thing happened--" "Kagome-chaaaaaaaaaaan!!" Kagome winced as she recognized the voice. Slowly she turned to the woman. "Tsubaki-chan!" she groaned. "Hey..." "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!" shrieked Kagura, Ayame, and Sango. "Uhhhhh...Bye." And with that, Kagome zoomed off, running away from her "girlfriends". --Setsuna-- Setsuna's eyebrow twitched as her humongus blush stayed in place. Damn that Minako! Putting such dirty thoughts in her head!! "Mix your milk, with my coco puffs. Milky milky coco--" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" the green haired woman roared as she slammed her foot into her radio several times. After the abused electronic sparked and sputtered in defeat, Setsuna sighed and focused on the road. A black haired woman ran in front of her car. "OH SHIIIIIIIT!!!!" Setsuna wailed as she slammed on the brakes. The raven haired woman jumped around, her head going this way and that, as if looking for something. She opened the passenger door to Setsuna's car and jumped in. "DRIVE!!" she shrieked. Setsuna made no other comment, then to drive off to where she sensed the senshi and one of her mini-mes. :::::: TBC!!!!!!!!::::::::::::::