Stupid Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a tortoise and a turtle? 
A: They have different names! 

Q: If you got a fridge, painted it black, and named it Barney. What would you have? 
A: A black fridge named Barney! 

Q: What is a cat’s favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.