Cafeteria Food
Is it safe?
Do they follow the recipe? Is there a recipe?
These are some of the questions asked by kids
standing in line for
the sludge affectionately called "hot lunch".
Some of it isn't even hot!
It
tastes (and looks like) it comes from
you-don't-want-to-know. It seems
as if some kids have had their
brains warped by even the fumes of cafeteria
lunch! Take Robert,
for example, he doesn't eat in the cafeteria, but the
fumes make
him think that he likes that "slop". But many children have held
their sanity. Jane , for example, says, "Tastes wrong, tastes bad, tastes
nasty!".
Diane said, "It's good enough- to make you vomit!".
Alex complains,
"The chili and cheese are harder than the fries."
Ronald adds, "
The hamburger tastes like meatloaf." Marlon compares,
"The food tastes like dog food; it's on the same level."
Sterling says, "They might as well just paint the food
and it would taste the same!" A strange fact we found
is that girls were generally more opposed to the evil,
nauseating processed meat and the disgustingly crunchy
salad than boys. Maybe this is because it looks like
Rover's leftover leftovers. Cafeteria "cooks" may try
to
fool you by saying things like: "The reason we have
frozen-heated pizza that tastes pretty dang bad
is
because it is 'better' for you." WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
The actual
reason is that it costs almost nothing.
It's cheap! I think we should get
money for buying
"food" that tastes like food. The cafeteria is
getting very
cheap these days. I think UNICEF
should help by donating some money for real
food. Edible food.
Good food.
This was a report done on cefeteria food by Alex,
Cory, Ronald, and Sterling of Mrs. Scher's 5th/6th grade class.
