Jeffrey is 34!

August 2, 2004

Lainie Cameron, the Osteopathic Bitch Goddess, was grumbling that
Jeff's birthday pictures were not up on the web. Her deeply disturbed,
and unconscious motivation for the grumbling was that she wanted to
see pictures of herself posted on our website. Well, here's feeding your
pathology Lainie! You're in the first pic. We know she is happy now.
And of course, she looks fabulous. Now, Dr. Speed is another story.

Steev and Harriet share a special moment at Cicciolina's where
we had ONE of Jeff's birthday parties. Harriet was hallucinating that
night, and one of the Thai fish cakes winked at her.

From Cicciolina's we moved on to Jackie O's for dessert. From left to right:
Harriet, Lainie, Steev, some blonde guy at another table, some background figure,
the blonde guy's date, Dr. Doofus, and the long suffering hubby of Lainie, Blair.

Another of Jeff's Natal Day parties at Yefsi (fantastic Greek food). We have
the waiter (with a serious crush on Jeff), Cadeyrn (The DK: Diminutive Kiwi),
Harriet (thankfully occluded), Princess Rachel of Kiwi Land, Princess Rachel's
underling and life-long servant David, The Chazinator, Ms. Lisa, and
the birthday boy.

Chaz doing his stunned mullet impersonation. Lisa having a dental moment.

She who must be obeyed, and he who obeys.

The DK in mortal danger.

Appetizinating.

Doing what he does best.

Princess Rachel, in a rare domestic frenzy, baked the birthday cake,
so we retired to the flat and got completely stuffed.

Knatal Day Knave, Kalvin, takes you to the home page.