The Jim Cheney Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
Do You Know me? (If not, why are you taking this test?)
Have you known me for at least a month?
At least 6 months?
At least a year?
More than a year?
Would you consider me your friend?
Do you think I'm cool?
Would you go out with me? (PLEASE?)
Have you ever sat in a dark theater and just chilled for at least 30 min?
Do you own the SWb CD?
Do you know my middle name?
Can you correctly spell my last name?
Have you ever used the phrase "no problem boblem"?
The phrase "coRNfused"?
Have you ever laughed at one of my jokes?
Do you know my birthday?
Have i ever scared you?
Have you ever run over your foot with your car?
Have you ever fallen into a natural body of water (i.e. creek, lake, river, ect)?
Do your relatives think you are weird?
Do your friends think you are weird?
Have you ever pretended to be a monkey?
More than once?
Have you owned (since you were 12) anything related to Dr. Seuss?
Can I identify you by name?
Do you love me?
Are you sure?
Do you still own anything that I have given you?
Is that item trash of mine?
Have you ever eaten at Chick-Fil-A?
And enjoyed it?
Is this more than your second time to visit my website?
More than your fifth?
Do you own a slap bracelet?
Do you know the name of any of my 3 crayfish?
Am I your hero?
Have you ever liked anything i've worn?
If i told you you would look good with pink hair, would you dye it pink for me?
Have you ever had Chai tea?
If there were a Jim Cheney fan club, would you join?
Would you wear clothing with my face on it?
Have you ever heard me DJing on the "V", 90.7?
Have you ever worked (or wanted to work) at Best Buy?
Have you ever legally bought alcohol?
Do you like Christian music?
Can you finish the statement "da bomb-jiggity..."?
Do you drink at least 3 sodas a day?
Is Pepsi better than Coke?
Have you ever thought it would be cool to be me?
Thought that more than once?
Do you think that now?
Do you like shopping in Dollar stores?
Have you ever boughten a Birthday present for someone at a Dollar store?
Do you like monkeys?
Would you like to have one as a pet?
Do you own a bass guitar?
Do you play the bass guitar?
Did you start playing it because of me?
Do you like the movie "Houseguest"?
Would you pee your pants if I said it was cool?
Have you ever stalked me?
Have you ever not washed your hands because they touched me?
Have you ever thanked God that you know me?
more than once?
A gazillion bazillion times?
Have you ever been a part of "Random Picture Time"?
Have you ever come to see me at work?
Did you find out from me if I was working first?
Do you own any of the same clothes as me?
Do you have a shrine built to me in your house?
More than one?
Did I ever given you a ride anywhere when i had a car?
Have you ever given me a ride anywhere?
Have you ever attended a concert with me?
More than one?
If I gave you a pair of my boxers, would you wear them?
Would you wear em if I hadn't washed em since i wore em?
Would you wear em on your head?
Have you ever wanted to fling poo?
Have you ever wanted to fling poo at people?
Do you first think of me when someone says the name "Jim"?
Have you ever called me "Ji-4"?
Did you know about the nickname "Ji-4" before the last question?
Has anyone ever told you that you are obsessed with me?
Did you thank them?
Do you know what it means to be "controlled by the iron fist"?
Have you ever played music with me?
Have you ever had a dream with me in it?
Was the dream about me?
Have you ever done any Jim-inspired artwork?
Was it good?
Is my webpage your "Home" page?
Have you ever defended my honor?
Have you ever gone out with me or wanted to go out with me?
Can you name at least 3 gyrls I've had crushes on?
Can you name 5?
Did you wanna meet me before you met me?
Did you go out of your way to meet me?
Have you ever thought I was dropped a few to many times as a baby?
Do you want my sexy body?
Wow! You finished this all? You must have no life. I don't wanna be friends with a loser like you. GO AWAY!!!!!
