Why Downhill iz GAY

This will prove once and for all zat downhill iz poo and will soon be abandoned by all but ze biggest buttfuckers from Alabama.

Good things about Downhill

• Its better than playing chess
• But only just
• In fact chess is better

Bad things about Downhill

• You have to ride spongy piles of poo
• The bikes cost about £9000
• They weigh about 6000 tonnes

Downhill bikes must be........

• Spongy
• Heavy
• Expensive
• Deformed