[jack's ongoing process of rating every movie ever]

[out of five ]....[ means nonexistant]

6th Day
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Arnold and his clone have a conversation with one another. Two damn Arnolds talking. Crazy, man, crazy. Interesting discussions concering cloning though.

almost famous
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Will make you want to start a band this second.

american beauty
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: This movie kills my soul. It makes me drink and cry. I love it.

breakfast at tiffany's
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: I kinda remember this movie being good, but when i watched it again....

cast away
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Not bad, not good......One husband...Two husbands!

city of lost children
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: The visuals are amazing, the story awesome, the little girl hot.....

cube
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Interesting, to say the least. A bunch of people stuck in a giant cube, filled with smaller cubes. But why? Watch the damn thing, i ain't tellin' ya nuthin'.

death race 2000
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Yes yes! Deadly car races, campy, great, fabulous!

deuce bigalow: male gigalo
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: If you like making fun of handicap people, here's your movie.

ghost in the shell
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: One of the best anime, good storyline, great art.

high fidelity
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Great for music snobs like myself.

house of yes
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Thrilling. Parker Posie is at her hottest, and the script is excellent. Based on a play too.

immortal beloved
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Actaully one of my favorite movies. A good cry at the end, gary oldman as another madman (this time beethoven), and a beautiful cast with great scenery.

ladies' man
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Bad movie, bad plot, but oddly enough funny as shit.

legally blonde
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Miserable, but me and Seth made fun of it so much that it was almost funny.

lolita (1997)
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: There's no enjoyment in this movie unless you love feeling like shit and are thinking about suicide, but it is a damn good movie, much better than Kubrick's version.

o brother, where art thou?
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Nice beautiful movie that i didn't mind watching.

the profession (leon)
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: I think i've seen this movie about a dozen times. natalie portman's first and best movie. Thrilling.

quiet earth
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Interesting concept, but long and drawn out, with characters you could care less about.

the sandlot
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: A classic film about growing up with baseball and a fear of giant dogs.

save the last dance
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: More proof that cinema is going straight down the shitter. Sappy and awful.

scary movie
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: I was shocked by how fucking funny it was. Seriously.

shakespeare in love
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Look, this movie's fucking great. Watch it often.

shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Easily one of the worst, least funny movies that i have ever had the misfortune to see. Simply terrible.

snatch
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: I think brad pitt is officially america's greatest actor. sorry gary oldman. and you too spacey.

starship troopers
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Lots of death, hot women, great special effects, and cheezy dialogue. Put this at the top of your list for the next man movie night.

sugar and spice
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: Mena, Mena, Mena....And the main character is the lifeguard from the Sandlot. Score!

toto le heros
value:
enjoyment:
quick summary: French for "Beautiful Movie." A kid thinks that when he was switched at birth, he was given a shitty life, and he falls in love with his sister, but she's not his sister.....kinda.

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