Right, here we go . . .

- 'I really, really wanna go out with you, - but you can go out with him first.'
- 'I'm dumping you - but let's be best friends, kay?'
- 'So, your a girl, huh?'
- 'Hi, you'll do.'
- 'So, anyway, me and Jack were wondering, are those things real?'
- 'Males. Been entertaining females since 1000 BC.'
- 'You kinda have to think of it as a Wonky Carrot.'
- 'Make the most of it if your boyfriend thinks the world of you - it will probably lead onto reality.'
- 'Hes a silly little man.'
- 'Men, you know, things on two legs with trousers.'
- '...and thats why your mothers told you to make sure you have clean undies on.'
- 'You can chase me home if you like'
- 'I am the perfect female mammal.'
- 'In high school, I used to read 'Cosmo', thats where I read that making eye contact with a female is supposed to be sexy.'
- 'I'm just trying to find some interesting dates' (Mu - *gags)
- 'Should I say 'Mr Murray your gay?'
- 'and you think why can't you just mate here..theres ten you of.'
- 'I was going to advise you to look at young mens abs, but I'm not sure that thats such a good idea...it depends on how buffed they are.'
- 'This is the largest testical in the world?'
- 'Its always stupid boys, isnt it?'
- 'A bit of low cunning works wonders.'
- 'They were very randy, I don't know if you can use that in the exam.'
- 'You should see his wife, but I won't go there.'
- 'There was this one girl wearing a top like wonder woman used to wear, I don't think she was the brightest star in the universe.'
- 'Who's that guy out there, I don't have to tell him to go away do I? Does anyone know him? He was waving in here, doesn't he know were not interested, we have much better things to discuss.'