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Hello boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, dogs and cats, pirahana and junkies! Sorry I haven't been updating my page for a while. I went upnorth and it all went downhill from there. But I'm back, and so is the observances page. Enjoy. I've had enough with unpopular girls putting all their friends names in their AOL and AIM profiles. The sickest thing about this is when it finally becomes obvious that they only have like three real friends and the rest are just aquaintinces. I was oblivious to this until I spotted my name in a few of them. They always have references to good times, and nicknames that border on being inside jokes. They might as well wear a sign that says "I am lame.". I won't even get started on the e-mail forwards. But... I will get stared on junk mail. I have a theory. When you unsubscribe yourself from one e-mail list, you address is actually just being submitted to more addresses. I believe this because I must get 50 stock tips a week, I could own every credit card ever made, and I get countless "special offers". And whatever happened to unsolicited porn mail??? I hardly ever get any anymore. If I get junk mail, I at least want porn junk mail. Now it is just the occasional offer to "See Brittney Spears naked!". If you don't know that is a hoax you should be shot. What a sad world this is. Columbine fucked up America. No, I don't mean it did so by encouraging every loser to go to his school with an M16 blasting everything in sight. It fucked up TV. Think hard about it. You do not see enough violence on TV anymore. I remember a time when I could wake up on Saturday morning, put on some cartoons and see Bugs shooting Elmer Fudd in the back of the head with a six-shooter nearly ten times in a half hour. Now what do we have? We have Pokemon. I think the rise in violence is a call for more gratutious violence in the entertainment industry! Now that I think about it, there haven't been any school shootings lately. ohhhhhh yea... summer. When you eat too much McDonald's in a short period, you get very, very, very sick of it. People are always saying they should serve breakfast all day long. I say fuck them! The EggMcMuffin is a privilege suitable only for times that you are awake at that ungodly hour. Otherwise, there will be nothing left to live for. The glue of the world will disappear and Motley Crue will make a comeback. I'm confused. Magic Johnson has AIDS. He has had AIDS for a long time and he is still alive. Have they found a cure? Has HE found the cure and kept it to himself? Why the hell haven't they put Red Mountain Dew in twelve packs yet? Are they deciding that the best soda ever has to go the way of Crystal Pepsi and Kick [remeber kick?]? I went to Pepsi.com looking for an answer and found only stupid crap and no contact address. If Pepsi throws away this gold mine, they will regret if forever and re-release it 10 years later [Pepsi Twist]. If anyone thinks they can beat me at Scrabble, send me a message on AIM at JesseRotten. A kick in the ass goes out to the person who beats me. Yahoo! games are my light and my salvation. Those old MTV commercials with Jay and Silent Bob are the best. They aren't as good as the one with Henry Rollins though. He was perched on a window and his accountant was talking about money and he starts being Henry Rollins and yelling that tax weasels won't get anything from him. I wouldn't fuck with him. |