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How come more girls don't play video games? I want girls to e-mail me with the actual answer at Jessrondo@aol.com. I'll be posting these later, so someone better send me something or I am going to sneak into everyone's rooms and put bubble gum in their hair. What is the deal with Weezer?! Don't get me wrong, I like Weezer, but suddenly they are all over the place like they just released their debut album or something. They were around for most of the 90's and all of 2000 and just now everyone decided that they like Weezer? Sorry, but I don't fucking buy it. I was mildly disturbed when at a Benjamins concert [a band that has been described as 'Weezer-esque'] people are making W's with their hands and shouting for them to play some Weezer. This is just plain wrong. What made it even lamer was that a great cover of Superdrag's "Destination Ursa Major" was played, and instead of appreciating how cool this was, the crowd just looked confused. My point? There are a slew of bands that sound like Weezer [and mop the floor with Weezer], so just chill out on Weezer and give those bands a chance. I hate how all the generic Mountain Dew also has a name that shows just how generic it is. Some prime examples are Sun Drop, Mountain Mist, and Spring Mist. The worst one by far would have to be Faygo Moon Mist. Make all the jokes you want about the brand name, but mist on the moon and dew on a mountain are two entirely different things. It seems like people keep getting more and more unoriginal. And while I'm on the subject, when is some generic Red Dew coming out? Say what you will, but McDonald's has the best cheeseburgers, hands down. Coffee is good too. Now if they could only get the McNuggets right. It sucks how when I go into a grocery store to buy a soda or some chips or something the cashier always give me a look that says "shouldn't you be getting this in the gas station across the street, douchebag?". This annoys me, cause I can shop wherever I please. So I just say "thank you" in a way that sounds more like "fuck you" and get out. Those people need an attitude adjustment. I think I am gonna start shopping in the gas station across the street. Send me some irate reader mail then, jerky! For people to lazy to scroll up, it's Jessrondo@aol.com If they were cool, you can send me stuff too. I like people who think I'm cool, cause they are usually cool. |