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So I went to someone’s shindig tonight and at first I was reluctant to just go over and talk to people I don’t know. I knew them by name, and that’s really all I knew. I sat on a trampoline and just jumped the whole time basically. I had fun doing so, till the hostess came over and told me not to be anti-social. So I explained why I didn’t really wanna go over by them. I am not one of those people that will run out and talk to everyone I see about anything, because I don’t know if the person’s an asshole or what. When people tell me I’m being anti-social, it kinda pisses me off because I just don’t give a damn. If I see someone skateboarding, I’m more likely to talk to them, even if I don’t know their name, than I am to go and talk to someone at anyone’s party. I’ll meet people at school and shit, I don’t really care about meeting too many new people. The more and more new people I meet, usually through other friends, I find that they’re usually pretty cool, and sometimes really cool. So what’s the huge fucking deal with meeting new people? They COULD be cool, yes, but they could also be the hugest asshole in the world. If anyone has an interest to talk to me, they can feel free, but I’m probably not going to go talking to them. Anti-social...eat my shit. This is somewhat of a sport another person and I thought of while doing one of the most unlikely things. My friend is getting his laundry, picks up a ball of lint and gets it wet(basically that’s how you prepare the lint for tossing, put all your lint in a plastic baggy with water, and wet all of it, and break it off into balls about the size of a gumball). He threw it at the wall and it exploded in linty goodness. The first thought that popped into my head was cars. Now there’s not much to do in this shithole of a state, but this is one of the few things you can do for entertainment. It’s evolved into a number of other things. You can use just about anything. When your lint traps are empty, you become an inventor basically. Your own genius is your lint. When we’re out of lint, we use things like grapes. Go out by a not too busy road that has things to hide behind, at night of course. The road has to be busy enough to have cars driving by constantly, but not 4 at a time. Then, you get down, and soon before it goes by, pelt the shit out of them. Sometimes you can get a nice slap or something. It’s just fun as hell, as long as you have someone else to do it with. It’d be boring as shit if you were by yourself. Having the right amount of things to throw can make or break the night. If you have just the right amount of projectiles to be thrown it really makes it more of a great experience. You should have enough to fulfill yourself in the way that you get enough tosses so you don’t feel like you’re wasting your time, and not too many so that you’re throwing 8 at a time to get rid of them. You want enough to tide you over for about 1.5 to 2 hours. If you go longer, it’ll get boring. If it’s your first time you’ll want about 25 things per person to throw. You should never ever go in a group larger than 3 people either, otherwise it would suck. You can’t do this nightly, it’ll get tiresome. Once every two weeks is just fine. It’d be hard to fuck up something so great, but it’s possible. Have fun and don’t ruin it for yourself. If you don’t have fun, it’s your own goddamn fault. AIM: conanobryen Talk to JesseRotten AIM: JesseRotten |