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It's All in the Family

Greetings! On this page, I(Mollie) will be poking fun at my family. Have I no shame? Apparently not. -shrugs-Ok, it's not like anything said on this page is meant to be defamation of character. It's all in fun...you know, shit that makes you go ha ha? Okie doke...now that the formalities are done for...let's get right to it. Remember to take your head out of your ass and enjoy!

. the conversations with the people i live with .

my brother: Mom's working pretty hard out there. We should go and help her out.
Mollie: Yea, we should.
- neither moves to go help our mother with the lawn -
my brother: Ok, maybe after The Simpsons.
( Can you FEEL the love? )

my dad: You can be a cheerleader too if you lost a little weight.
Mollie: -mentally gives him the finger-
( Nothin' like words of encouragement, eh? )

my mom: I don't know why they need their life boards, I'm sure their fake boobies will keep them floating without them.
Mollie: -chokes on the chips she was eating-
( We were watching an educational program: Baywatch. )

my brother: Damn, you are so stupid.
Mollie: Yo, I'm not the one who flunked 3 straight years of middle school.
- bickering continues -
my mother: Shut up!! Both of you are stupid!!
( Ohhhh yea. You can DEFINITELY feel the love here. )

more inspirational family time convos to come.

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