Last updated: 1/3/01
His is BY FAR the funniest thing i have seen all day. So his goes first,then mine... then so forth! HA!
1. Kelli Farrell is almost as awesome as sliced cheese.
2. Rob CAN get ass after all :) (go caryn and lauren)
3. Big group orgies on carpeted floors = good.
4. Tony locked in a room with no Nicky at night = bad.
5. Kia drives the only saturn that is faster than a goldfish.
6. Kia almost killed me and sarah stern in said goldfish.
6. There are two number sixes.
7. Halko cannot operate a motor vehicle.
8. It is humanly impossible to sit in the trunk of a ford escort station
wagon; however, sarah stern and i did not promise we were human.
9. New hope is fun.
10. Risa is a good driver, except for that nasty curb we ran over at the food
court place on wednesday.
11. Anime is almost as cool as Kelli Farrell, who is almost as cool as sliced
cheese.
12. Dea-Bob is so cute, it makes me vomit repeatedly.
13. Rob's kitchen is better than an orgasm.
14. Tony and I are moving into rob's refrigerator.
15. Mel even looks hot when she wakes up.
16. Halko, on the other hand, does not.
17. Erika and I proved it is possible to sleep on a narrow couch without
falling off in the middle of the night.
18. Rob's iMac proved it is possible to have sexual feelings for an owner,
and then it told us this repeatedly.
19. Josh Godick has a long long long shlong shlong shlong.
20. Caryn looks good in anything from Against the Grain.
21. Lauren can't afford anything from against the grain, but then again,
neither can 99.89675% of the population. *sigh*
22. Samurai X is the only animated thing that has ever made me really really
sad.
23. Then I saw pretty sammy.
24. I should have bought that big boob thing from LSD in New Hope. I mean,
$15 for gigantic hooters....and no surgery required!
25. Gundamwing: Endless duel proves macs actually do have purposes....but not
many :)
26. Tasha's pajamas are really really cool.
27. Erika really isn't a cold hearted bitch. She just plays one on tv.
28. Heathers is a weird movie. Thanks Amy, you changed my life.
29. Amy's mom is a big bitch.
30. Alli is smarter than all of us. She will rule the world.
31. I suck at Gundamwing: Endless Duel. Like, majorly suck.
32. I told you these follow no logical sequence.
33. Risa, in what has been hailed as a moment of pure, unadulterated
jiftedness, told us that the KKK was misunderstood.
34. The Great Dalmuti sucks; i always end up on the floor.
35. Sexy Sarah Stern is really sexy.
36. Tony has to wash his hair or he gets cranky. lol
37. Shawn is funny. Monkeys are funny, too.
38. This list is long and I am tired.
39. THE NUMBER ONE THING I LEARNED AT GATHERING IS...
you people fuckin rule!
What Mel learned
1. I'm not the only one that loves a long schlong.
2. Time flys when you're playing with Rob.
3. I still don't like anime.
4. We're gifted enough to walk around in the freezing cold.
5. Train only runs in the summer my ass...
6. Godick really is a cheap bastard! Or he's a woman, from personal
experience, I go with the first mentioned.
7. The general consensus is that the lotus position is the best.
8. Rob's basement is fucking cold.
9. Tony is an over protective father...wait till i turn my son on Rachel....
10. Dea fucking rules...she's the vod gal.
11. I am not allergic to the sex drink!
12. Rocky Horror is a sex film good for one-on-one or for orgies.
13. Males are easily amused by two sets of tits kissing.
14. Cluck, bawk.
15. Heathers is a good movie, especially the end.
16. Eugene is really scary. REALLY REALLY SCARY!
17. People like to toutch my legs...among other things.
18. Another consensus is that us gifted womens are DEAD SEXY!
19. Manoah is a sex god.
20. Sexy Sarah Stern lives up to her name.
21. It's always fun to shove cameras down people's pants.
22. Speaking of pants, the gathering is tough on them.
23. The penguins slowly steal our sanity.
24. First Lady Mel may not be too far fetched...any one want to run for
president?
and above all else, of course, we all will take over the world some day (and
ya all kick ass).
What Kelli learned
1. Manoah is neat
2. We have a superfluous quantity of long, black jackets
3. Just because you cant discern the color of a drink does not mean it
isn't damn good
4. Sarah can't hold her liquor
5. Sarah wouldn't know HOW to sleep with someone
6. Rob has too much time on his hands (i.e. the anime music video)
7. If I want to ride in Risa's car, I should learn more J-pop lyrics
8. Ers is less scary in bed
9. Shawn can actually get some when he stops thumping bibles :-)
10. Tony is more whipped than we thought
11. Risa, Alli, and Josh are my Goddesses (for getting me the BIAC DVD)
12. Dea isn't really 20.
13. New Hope has almost as many queer-run shops as Dupont Circle
14. New Hope has more magick shops than anywhere I've seen
15. Pennsylvania is next to New Jersy
16. Very is not only an adverb. It's also an adjective (How Very)
17. Nicky overpacks more than I do
18. If there are any more inter group relationships we will be verging on
incest
19. caryn's parents drive REALLY slow
20. Risa tailgates
21. I can now say "I want Vodka" instead of just "I am Vodka"
22. Out of all of you, I'm most likely (98%) to kiss Shawn when drunk
23. I am least likely to kiss Caryn (34%) when drunk
24. Obviously, these are the inverses of my actions when I am (mostly) sober
25. caryn isn't too terrible of a kisser
After the gathering, I learned that I am 86% likely to kiss myself when
drunk, and that not all people who hang around train stations are bad or sane.
What Tony learned
1. La kisses damn good. Now to try caryn.
2. ::dodge the nicky::
3.I like tenchin.. or whatever it's spelled.
4. Risa must read her manga till the last moment.
4. Risa must sleep in order to drive.
6. there were two fours,,, hmmm....
7.Erika and Manoah clung to anything of the oppisite sex...
8... and some of the same...
9 then each other.
10. I get very sexualy frustrated.
11. But thats okay, because i got a few extra days with nicole... =)
12. Snow cancelled flights are good.
13. last flight out is not.
14. Rachel PMS a lot.
15. She loves her mother more too.
16. Can i get in on the next orgy in the background?
16. RIFF RAFF CAN"T HOLD HIS LIQUER!!!!
17. My back hurts.
18 so does my stomache.
19. I need sleep.
20. I still suck at Endless duel.... but am appearently better than ers.
21. New Hope is damn cold
22. Everyon abandoned nicky/myself/and alli in NEw Hope.
23. New hope has a fetish with the nightmare before xmas.
24. Against the grain kicks ass.
25. i still have money left over, and i have no idea how.
26 whatever mall we went to was pathetic (no offense)
27. B&N sucks monkey dick. I want my B daltons back.
28, there is no 28.
29. I need sleep.
30. I am still wondering if a orgy did happen at caryns and why weren't we
invited?
31. their we're only 4 peeps at cars the last night. Why didn't we just
bring them all over?
32. Can i get some REGULAR chex mix?
33. Can i get some Corn Chips?
34. I like Kia. she's fun.
35. She tailgates badly
36. THo she's not as bad as some off my friends (115 down an open highway?)
37. WHy am i writting this? its so "bah"
38. did i just immatate Godkick? i mean godick?
39. I need to be shot.
40 Ers got more than me. And i'm the one with a signifagant other!!!!
41. Palma Sutra is fun fun fun!
42. Life the Univers and Everyting.
43. This has gone on way to long.
44. Done now
45. =)
What Dea learned at the Gathering
1. Shawn can carry a lot of bags.
2. College boys live off of fast food ::gag::
3. Josh-bob cannot drive. Or he just can’t get to where he wants to go, or doesn’t know how?
4. I HATE United Airlines
5. Kea is a great gal to occupy Shawn all the time
6. La is a GREAT kisser!
7. So is Caryn!
8. Josh-bob too!
9. Amyness, Sexy Sarah Stern, Caryn and me were meant to have wild hot lesbian action.
10. Caryn’s brother was never meant to sleep.
11. Fitting five people into a compact car full of luggage and a Sarah on a Nicky’s lap, just doesn’t work.
12. Rob and Caryn have REALLY nice parents
13. I have to fight for my own Milanos!
14. Tony makes me even more clumbsy than I already am.
15. Tasha has an obession with boa’s too!
16. Risa has reeeaaaaallllly long hair.
17. Rob owns a lot of anime.
18. Manoah keeps getting hotter every time I see him.
19. Caryn keeps getting thinner!
20. Mel and vod just go together.
21. Dick’s boobs can hold my weight.
22. I shed feathers.
23. Caryn has a really comfy bed
24. New Hope has a lot of shoes that I want…
25. WINGS! I WANT THE PINK WINGS!!!
26. APPLES!! The KKK is definitely misunderstood.
27. Flashey cameras should be illegal when waking up a Car and a Dea
28. The female mating call, “COOOOOCK…nballs…COOOOOOOCK…nballs”
29. The male mating call, “breastbreastbreastbreast…”
30. Two words: Long Schlong
31. Rob’s iMac is dirty dirty dirty
32. Sarah gets no more alcohol
33. Tony is soooooo annoying with out Nicky. : )
34. Little Italian restaurants were NOT meant to fit twenty or so peoples in them.
35. Neither was Starbucks
36. Or little Cuban restaurants for that matter
37. Up Charlie’s Ass is the most entertaining late night game, ever.
38. Julie Stone bashing is the second most.
39. Hot lesbian sex is soo healthy, for the mind and soul.
40. Orgies during anime is rather fun!
41. Tony gets easily sexually frusterated at the odd hours of the night.
42. La is too cheerful in the morning.
43. The Princess Bride is too short of a movie.
44. Rob looks SO cute in my boa... (gonna put his pic up soon)
45. I love you all more than I thought I did! : )
Rob-bob learns...
1) White Refection by Two-Mix rocks my world (thanx risa)
2) Caryn holds the title of my first kiss
3) Erika sucks at Endless Waltz
4) Tony sucks at Endless Waltz
5) Godick sucks at Endless Waltz (even if you did beat me when i was
mercurius...just goes to show)
6) Tasha sucks at Endless Waltz
7) JoshMel and JoshDea (or is that Josh(Mel+Dea)?) are very good at being
quiet while doing their thing
8) Rob hates leaving friends in his house (for 45 minutes) while he goes to
swim practice
9) Rob's parents are actually nice people (contrary to prior belief) and
wouldn't mind hosting again
10) I met Shawn!
11) Sex Drink (grossly misnamed)
12) Manoah is the King or Pop Music Sheets (thanx man!)
13) My iMac is cheating on my with Erika
14) It is increasingly difficult to not miss people
15) I now know where Caryn lives
16) I have a necklace (my boy-band evolution/assimilation is nearing
completion)
17) Very
18) My older brother, although a nice person sometimes, has a bad habit of
trying to one-up me in front of my friend
19) Risa needs to learn Japanese then translate manga for me
20) Apples to apples, KKK to misunderstood, My Bathroom to honorable
21) Pretty Sammy really does suck...
22) Dea is pretty in pink. well, pretty in anything
23) New Hope + Medievil Shoppe + rob w/ summer job money = ONE KICK ASS
COSTUME
24) Mel at 10:15 am Wednesday, killing 2 hours with a girl isn't that hard,
really!
25) Dancing in front of a DV camera is fun. i should do it again (upload vid,
sarah, wehn u have chance, i wanna see how pathetic i look)
26) Lauren left early and missed a lot of fun stuff, hope unlce is OK
27) Rob wanted to swap places with Nicky on Thursday night so he could sleep
@ Caryn's and ToNicky could live once more
28) The Massage Wenches Strike Back (and make me rub their hands)
29) Cleaning up is very easy to do, thanks for not making me work at all
30) Clique Fiction will be produced at an accelerated rate this year with
more participation b/c i now know everyone much better
What Amyness Learned...
1. I over-pack. A lot.
2. So does Nicky.
3. Liv is the best little sister ever.
4. Many people don't realize that Liv is Sarah Stern and I am Lex. I totally didn't know that.
5. People who understand Heathers will enjoy it a lot more than people who are dumb.
6. Christian Slater, circa Heathers, will be my fucktoy, shared only with Liv and Erika.
7. If someone ever blows himself up in front of me, I want to have a cigarette in my hand or mouth.
8. Finished portable cameras are amazingly easy to lose, even when they're bright yellow.
9. When looking for a finished portable camera, you should always check the legs of someone else's discarded pants first.
10. Also, it's not advisable to discuss "finished" or "spent" in a room with multiple sexually frustrated and/or receiving males for whom the word "finished" is the equivalent of a written invitation to discuss how "finished" or "spent" they currently are.
11. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
12. It's possible for me to go for over 48 hours without being online.
13. Two thirds of the contents of the known world are located Up Charlie's Ass.
14. Graham's ego, Julie Stone, Liz KissMyAssky, and Liz Boden are equally good targets when it's after four in the morning and you're wondering exactly what IS located up Charlie's Ass.
15. Dea needs an E-Mail address at either suckitbitch.com or halkosmine.net
16. Starbucks is fun when you start singing La Vie Boheme loudly…
17. …and streets are fun for Santa Fe.
18. Christmas caroling- it's not just for Christmas time anymore.
19. Up, Char, Lie's, and Ass are the new Bud, Weis, and Er frogs.
20. Erika, Halko, and Dea are all good conductors for the Up, Char, Lie's, and Ass Brigade.
21. Zoloft + Alcohol is pointless, but watching Liv 'get drunk' is priceless.
22. "Badly" is possibly the best word ever invented.
23. Rocky Horror is best when you know all the people watching and know all of the response lines, too.
24. Even when you only know some of the responses, it's still wicked fun.
25. Kelli is the only person in North America who does NOT want to get into Eliza Dushku (i.e. Faith from Buffy)'s pants.0
26. There is not any person in North America who doesn't want to get into Amber Benson (i.e. Tara from Buffy)'s pants.
27. When choosing someone from SIG to father one's child, our sample group indicated that Manoah, Joel, Mike, and Steve Morrow come (no pun intended… well, maybe a little) out on top (no pun intended there either… well, maybe a little).
28. Liv has a magnetic attraction to lampposts.
29. It's possible for Halko to be with Dea and call out half the RHPS statements at the same time.
30. RHPS is a good movie during which to have orgies.
31. Caryn and La will lick, suck, or kiss anything that moves if the mood takes them.
32. Little Italian Restaurants hate us. I wonder why.
33. Starbucks' espresso beans covered with chocolate are basically 100% caffeine.
34. Medieval crap is wicked expensive.
35. Tony will gladly spend $20 to see the orgy that occurred in Caryn's room or in the den on the first night.
36. Rob can make kick-ass music videos.
37. Rob's iMac may be Mel's first husband.
38. Kelli really, really, really wanted to see Dopplegangland.
39. Caryn makes the drinks and Manoah names 'em.
40. Canada is the Wigon of America.
41. When La conquers the world, I will own Canada.
42. Erika will own Argentina, because she is Evita.
43. People can and will murder each other over goldfish and Milanos. It's not pretty. It's safest to stay away.
44. Titan A. E. is very very bad as a movie, but very very funny to watch and comment on with other people.
45. Subtitles like "moaning" will naturally lead to "so they were fucking in that scene, right?"
46. While Muppet drums are wicked cool, Muppet drums costing $60 are not so much.
47. Both Gonzos enjoyed the trip almost as much as I did.
48. No, I really DON'T want to know how Miss Piggy's snout got dirty, and I didn't even know that that type of behavior was POSSIBLE with frogs.
49. When four people sleep together, it's only natural that half of them won't be in the bed by morning.
50. I miss everyone entirely too much. I love you guys.
What La learned...
1) dea-bob/joshdea/whoeverthehelltheyare is sickeningly sweet and adorable 2) i shouldn't punch people (dea-she really shouldn't! ouchies! she took down josh AND tony! hehe poor boys) 3) risa has not learned (after 2 years of driving) to keep her hands on the wheel 4) caryn hung a squirrel
What Erika Learned at SIG Gathering 2K
1. Godick isn't as much a bastard as I thought him to be. 2. Milanos are god. 3. Boys are amusing when sexually frustrated. 4. Fat Bastard should never be experienced, especially not for the first time, when one has a full stomach. 5. Sexy Sarah Stern gets drunk very very easily. 6. The boy's house has anime. 7. Hot lesbian sex IS as good as hot hetero sex. 8. Hot lesbian sex is even better when a sexually frustrated Tony whines about not having seen it. 9. I am not driving twelve hours next year to Ohio. Four hours in the car is more than enough. 10. If something is lost, check up Charlie's ass. 11. I am never sleeping on the very edge of a couch again, no matter whose sleeping bag I'm under. 12. Tiny Italian places are more fun when small children think Kelli is a boy and thusly are more frightened by her. 13. Pretty Sammy (whatever it's called) is more scary than Kenshin. 14. Heathers is funnier in large groups. 15. Christian Slater is one hot sex object. 16. I need those boots...and those wings... 17. Caryn is even sexier in renassiance wear. 18. Rob's computer loves me in its moments of lesbianism, therefore it must be female. 19. Absolutely NO one has ever heard of Splashdown. 20. Both Austin Powers movies are even more pointless than even I thought them to be. 21. "The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me." 22. Godick likes sticking me with his long schlong... 23. ...And Rob enjoyed beating me with his whip... 24. ...And I'm so pathetic that even Tony beat me at Endless Duel. Sad. Very very sad. 25. Rob is even more innocent than even Tony thought him to be. 26. Lauren is a GREAT kisser. :P 27. Titan A.E. is even more pathetic than me playing Endless Duel when put in subtitles. 28. More fun than being A Man Hater is being Everyone's Bitch. 29. "Stop being so cute, you two!" Tony's favorite line. 30. Tasha and I are taking appointments next year. And that, in a nutshell, is what I learned. -Erika