DFFQI

Update Archive

10.10.2000 Hey! Mr. Pause writes up a little something about everyone's favorite genetically reengineered vigilante... Dark Angel. Our new cover girl will be going up soon, too.
10.1.2000 I know... I know... We've all been pretty lazy. The NSA is also on our back for various illegal tactical nuclear devices and forused energy weapons. But, we're back after more than a month of downtime. This starts with Mr. Paige's look at Highlander. There will also be a redesign coming soon.
8.24.2000 Mr. Tatara talks about Survivor and BattleBots. Also, he sent Mr. Hatch a letter.
8.18.2000 Mr. Paige recounts what Sir Alec Guinness meant to him.
8.15.2000 Mr. Pause talks about X-Men. Mr. Paige talks about Ghost in the Shell. Mr. Tatara talks about the War of the Century.
8.7.2000 We all woke up to an e-mail this morning. It was from John Paige. The first line said it all. Sir Alec Guinness has died. I don't think I would have rather received this news from anyone else in any other way. Time stood still. There was a minute of breathlessness where I could not move. That moment still surrounds me. This is all I can say.
8.1.2000 August's cover girl is up. July's updates have been archived.
7.30.2000 Mike and John gush about X-Men.
7.13.2000 Mr. "Call" Tatara writes a little something on Alien Resurrection.
7.10.2000 Mr. "Kazuki" Tatara talks about Front Mission 3.
7.6.2000 Mr. "Follow Me" Tatara looks at Joan of Arc. DFFQI is a leviathan. It is a behemoth. What is its purpose? What is its meaning? I ask you. I ask you question that have become buried. The only way forward is change. It won't be easy, but you will find out who you are. Will you follow me?
7.4.2000 Today's the day we celebrate our victory of Britain and our formation as a sovereign nation. What better way to do this than to watch the History Channel's six hour 'American Revolution' miniseries three times in a week? C-SPAN and C-SPAN2 have some wonderful reenactments on. As you can see, our new covergirl is up. Famke is displaying her Constitutional right to bear arms, but does a teep really need a pistol?
7.1.2000 Mr. "Villeneuve" Tatara writes the review to end all reviews of The Patriot. July's covergirl will be up soon. June's updates have been archived.
6.29.2000 New links.
6.28.2000 Happy 1.5 years to DFFQI! Mr. "Harry II" Keegan is off to Florida to bring hellfire upon Disney and score some Atlantis info. Mr. "The new Moriarty" Carpenter is off camping with some 200 Buddy Coles. Mr. "I shoulda been Anakin" Paige and Mr. "Rendered in real-time!" Tatara have taken this chance to turn the Security Council into even more of a facist dictatorship. We're mobilizing the arsenal of Quebecois to stand ready and are repainting the place. Further, July's covergirl has been determined. Plus, the Patriot starts today! Mel Gibson is all "Bam! Bam! Bam!", and the British are all "Ahhh! We're British!". I think the Pearl Harbor trailer is with it. Yeah, Mr. "Tora! Tora! Tora!" Tatara's gonna love that picture. Oh, you want an actually update? Mr. "Nerve" Keegan coos over Chicken Run. Yeah, that Mel Gibson movie with Miranda Richardson. Finally, Mr. "Jedi-san" Tatara writes a brief article about Episode One and the people on the street.
6.27.2000 Today, the future began. Mr. Lucas stands in Sydney. We shall see Anakin rise. We shall see Anakin fall. Happy Day One.
6.26.2000 This day will always be remembered. In a thousand years, children will be taught what we learned on this hour of destiny. He have mapped god.
6.25.2000 MGS2:SOL... The game of 2001... Solidus!
6.12.2000 Mr. "Riskbreaker" Paige goes on and on about Vagrant Story.
6.11.2000 There's an X-Men commercial currently airing. It's composed of clips from all three trailers with three new shots. One is of Toad's tongue. One is of Mystique shifting from Wolverine to herself. And, one is of the Blackbird taking off. Wolverine comments about the costumes. Cyclops asks if Wolvie would prefer "yellow spandex". The new Sci-Fi magazine has X-Men stuff, too. There's a nice pic of Wolvie surrounded by various X- suits, and a GREAT one of Wolvie in a bar fight with claws drawn.
6.8.2000 Happy Ghost Busters Day!
6.6.2000 It's started. They're going to shore, now. And, I want everybody to pray, right now, that we did it right. - Andy Higgins
6.5.2000 Mr. "Another Stage of Human Evolution" Keegan gives us this week's Jimmy. It's long overdue. Mr. "You're not the Only One with Gifts" Paige gives us his thoughts about this month's covergirl. And, Mr. "Mutants are Very Real" Pause writes about U-571.
6.2.2000 May's updates been put in the Update Archive. We've got our June covergirl up! She's pretty.
5.29.2000 THE BIG BANG concludes! With it being Memorial Day, what better way is there to celebrate than the prerequisite Homicide marathon? See, for those of you that don't know, Court TV shows Homicide marathons like Comedy Central shows Ghost Busters. At every drop of the hat and holiday, we get twelve hours of Munch, Kellerman, Bayliss, and Pembleton. As for updates, Mr. "Junior Bunk" Keegan does what he does best -- No, not pretending to be Junior Bunk -- writing music reviews and blacksploitation pieces for English class.
5.28.2000 THE BIG BANG continues! Mr. "Hugh" Tatara SCREAMS about the Borg. It's in Lonely Soldier Boy. Then, there's our listing of school projects and related material. It's in Truth. And, for the first time in a long time... THE JIMMY AWARDS ARE BACK!
5.27.2000 THE BIG BANG continues with a redesign of our layout! Welcome to DFFQI v2.5. We've got a Cover Girls section in the Site category. Did you know that masonite skills were found in Russa and lapis skulls were found in Norther Peru. Only thing is, there is no masonite in Russia and there is no lapiz in Northern Peru.
5.26.2000 THE BIG BANG PROJECT STARTS TODAY! Check out our new masthead, moving DFFQI into a brave new direction. THE BIG BANG is a four day overhaul of DFFQI, The RONIN RESERVE, SAGE PAGE, and NADESICO PS. Get ready for MAJOR UPDATES over the weekend.
5.20.2000 Due to anal probes, botched assassaination attempts, and the Universe being out out flux, DFFQI's been lacking updates. So, check out John "Double Jump" Paige's looks at Ghost Dog and Skywalker Ranch. Nick "More Screwed-Up than Cuba" Carpenter tells us who he wants in Episodes 2 and 3.
5.19.2000 History began one year ago, today. Where were you at 12:01 AM May 19th 1999?
5.18.2000 One year ago, DFFQI braved the whores and the pimps the campout before EPISODE ONE. We were the head of the line. We were the very first first to take the helm. We were the loneliest bunch of fanboys you'll ever see.
4.10.2000 There's a new link near the bottom of the page. Visit it.
4.4.2000 TPM VHS!!!
4.3.2000 Mr. "Radiant VII" Tatara got TPM JEDI POWER BATTLES! Our month long celebration of POWER BATTLES and TPM's VHS release is kicked off with our new masthead.
4.2.2000 Can you taste the STAR WARS? TPM on VHS is but only days away! Mr. "Ice Cube" Carpenter gives us his opinon of the new Figgs EP, and Mr. "Paradise Lost" Paige writes a book in anticipation of X-MEN.
3.29.2000 God bless you, Mr. "Punisher" Pause! Besides rewriting his "Titus" review and typing up a review of "The Source", he's... well... history will remember him. In other news, Roger Ebert has been gushing over a little film called "Grave of the Fireflies". Sound familar? It should.
3.26.2000 Mr. "Time Traveler #1" Pause tells it like it is about Titus (Not the FOX show) and Mission to Mars. Mr "Patterson" Tatara gushes over Lensman and Medal of Honor. The music section was subdivided.
3.25.2000 DFFQI's newest associate, Mr. "Armstrong" Gavry gives us his views on two of his latest CD purchases. Plus, newly corrected links.
3.21.2000 1.28 to 3.11 have been archived in the start of the third Update Archive. We've got a redesign of the About Us section... with a surpise. Plus, Mr. John "I love stealing" Paige writes about the Cure's latest. 3.11.2000 DFFQI's going to experiment with a new update system... Updates only when there are updates. We've got a new Link.
3.3.2000 Mr. "Evil Light" Tatara got Totoro, Big Wars, and Grave of the Fireflies! He looks at the XENOGEARS OST, too.
3.2.2000 Mr. "Frank R. Lord" Tatara got the $55 uncut version of Brain Candy!
3.1.2000 Mr. "Lacan" Tatara got Lensman and Nadescio - Volume 2!
2.29.2000 We got a new logo and a new e-mail address. Please don't abuse the power.
2.28.2000 Mr. "Holy Angemon" Tatara's spent the last four hours looking for pics of Alan Alda or Bill Murray in his GhostBusters gear. No luck.
2.27.2000 More links!
2.26.2000 I am Tetsuo.
2.25.2000 Aside from writing his RONIN RESERVE series, Mr. "Sweet Merciful Claudia... What have they done to SilverBolt?" Tatara's words concerning the History Channel's WWII IN COLOR are up. There's also a new link. Angemon!
2.24.2000 Perhaps if the Dairy Farmers spent more time writing and less time driving to distant places to disturb other Dairy Farmers as they try to listen to CBS on the radio 'cause their TV is broken, we'd have more real updates.
2.23.2000 Mr. "Ido" Tatara's look at MACROSS 7: THE MOVIE - THE GALAXY IS CALLING ME is up.
2.22.2000 Due to Mr. "Upside Your Head" Paige's eagle eye, the link added yesterday was corrected.
2.21.2000 Mr. "Fire Bomber" Tatara was going to have his look at MACROSS 7 up, but that's for tomorrow. We got a new link, though.
2.20.2000 Ye Olde Futurama's on tonight. The Laguna figure in Mr. "Flexo" Tatara's room called it the best show of the millennium.
2.19.2000 Tonight's the night of the KITH Boston show.
2.18.2000 SVU's on tonight. Curtis was on 'Greed' last week, and DFFQI missed it. The money order for 'Brain Candy' went out today.
2.17.2000 Anyone wanna buy an uncut version of Brain Candy?
2.16.2000 The X-MEN trailer is up!
2.15.2000 Happy PERFECT WORKS day! DFFQI is now the lucky owner of the uncut KITH film, Brain Candy. So, Security Council, that means pay up.
2.14.2000 Happy Birthday Lara Croft! Happy Kikoutei Densetsu Day!
2.13.2000 The Homicide movie's on tonight! Maude Flanders dies, too.
2.12.2000 Stephen "Crocodile Hunter" Pause's look at the movies of 1999 is up. Mr. "Don't talk to me about Grey! I know Grey!" Tatara's throughts will be up tomorrow. DFFQI made a Spanish movie today. We cooked stuff.
2.11.2000 Tomorrow... updates! Mr. "Trunks" Tatara doesn't want to miss SVU tonight. Don't forget the HOMICIDE movie Sunday night!
2.10.2000 The updates will be back tomorrow... not tonight.
2.9.2000 Well, due to an excessive loss of blood and our mourning not being able to see KITH, no updates. I'm sorry. They'll be back soon. We just gotta drown our sorrows in $167.50 artbooks (The Canadian Post Office found Mr. "Furaiken" Tatara's letter), obscure tech specs about the Warlock Class Destroyer, and trips to a beach named St. Barts.
2.8.2000 We've got updates. Yeah, DFFQI's had a steady stream of stuff to put since our birthday. Yet, nothing's going up tonight. It may be that it's 11:32 PM or that the KITH tickets are so far out of reach its more likely that Natalie Portman will write us about her undying love for DFFQI than us getting to Boston.
2.7.2000 Mr. "Too Late for Funny Quote Things" Pause has a write up about "Cider House Rules" online. Fixed a link problem, too. There is nothing wrong about updating at 11:37 PM! The Canadian Postal System may have lost Mr. "Chu-Chu" Tatara's International Money Order for $167.50.
2.6.2000 THE RETURN OF FUTURAMA! It's bold! It's daring! It's nudity! It's swearing!
2.5.2000 Mr. "Ramika" Tatara got the Vampire Hunter D OST and Akira widescreen yesterday. His rant about the former is up now.
2.4.2000 There are moments of rest and moments of transition. The latter occurs seldom, but when it does, one is changed forever. Today was a moment of transition. Today was a day that has forever changed the Dairy Farmers. Where were we one year ago today? Today was a day of anticipation that is seldom seen. A plateau not seen since "Star Wars: Episode One - The Phantom Menace" was touched. The Dairy Farmers bow down before John Paige. We prostrate ourselves at his feet.
2.3.2000 Mr. "Home in Eight Days" Paige's fourth installment of why Leonardo DiCaprio CANNOT be Anakin is up.
2.2.2000 Mr. "Four Pedals" Keegan's review of Beef's new CD is up. Someone paid $10 more for the Vampire Hunter D OST because he ordered it January 30th, not February 1st.
2.1.2000 Mr "Iron Man" Keegan talks about cult films. A minor, but important, change was made to the B5 section. Nothing like arguing over the price of the Vampire Hunter D OST. McCain! Don't forget the Daily Show special at 11! Let's go Gekiganger!
1.31.2000 No X-MEN trailer, but if you take the images from AICN and cut them out... Nevermind. Mr. "Redistribute the Wealth" Pause writes bout ANY GIVEN SUNDAY. Mr. "MSTDSfn" Tatara's EPISODE II and III scripts have been reposted in segmented formats, allowing for viewing on homepage.com.
1.30.2000 We're having trouble displaying Mr. "Atkinson" Tatara's Episode II and III scripts on the new server. Mr. "D" Tatara's look at VAMPIRE HUNTER D has been posted. It's Super Bowl Sunday... What does that mean? Well, hopefully, it means the X-MEN trailer.
1.29.2000 The fun doesn't start around here. The first three installments of Mr. "I should be Anakin" Paige's look at why Mr. DiCaprio shouldn'y be Anakin have been posted. Mr. "Slave Trooper" Tatara's look at METAL SKIN PANIC: MADOX-01 is also up. The Prequels section may merge with the main Star Wars area soon.
1.28.2000 HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAIRY FARMERS FOR QUEBEC'S INDEPENDENCE!!! Who would have thought that such a monstrosity and abomination against all that is clean and pure could last for one solid year? First up, we're no longer at klink.net. Mr. "Weltall" Tatara began covert work on the new server and layout late Jan, 21st during "Letterman" and didn't stop until after "Friday Night". You'll notice the new masthead and some different graphics. The actual layout has also been altered. Check out the hidden messages under the pics. 12.1 to 1.27 have been archived, too. We've got new reviews from Mr. "FUSAG" Keegan and "Jenova" Paige. The FAQ's been updated as well. Plus, the Art section's got a new piece, and the Historic Images have new works. There's more stuff in About Us. There is also a big secret not yet revealed.