BLACK.

                           LAGUNA
                 There are a lot of things to worry about, 
                 but once thing that you shouldn't have to 
                 worry about is high school.

       EXT. BISHOP MAGINN HIGH SCHOOL - WIDE SHOT

                           LAGUNA
                 Located just minutes away from Albany's 
                 downtown is Bishop Maginn High School, a 
                 small Catholic school in New York's 
                 captial.

       EXT. BISHOP MAGINN HIGH SCHOOL - MEDIUM SHOT

       The CAMERA pans across the front of the school.

                           LAGUNA
                 Yes, there are closer school and cheapers 
                 schools, but no school has what Bishop 
                 Maginn has.

       EXT. BISHOP MAGINN HIGH SCHOOL - WIDE SHOT

       LAGUNA LOIRE enters from the left.  He stands in the center 
       of the screen, looking directly into the CAMERA.

                           LAGUNA
                 You've heard a lot about Bishop Maginn
                     (beat)
                 You may have heard that is was built on 
                 an ancient Indian burial ground or that 
                 it can transform into a giant battle-
                 ready robot, or that it is goth free.

       CLOSE UP - LAGUNA

                           LAGUNA
                 Those things may be true, or they may be 
                 false.
                     (beat)
                 But, that's not the point.
                     (beat)
                 Bishop Maginn has an atmosphere.

       MEDIUM SHOT - LAGUNA

                           LAGUNA
                 It has sports and clubs, but what matters 
                 above all else is its atmosphere.
                     (beat)
                 Genuine relationships are formed.
                     (beat)
                 Students enjoy coming to school.

       CLOSE UP - LAGUNA

                           LAGUNA
                 After all, how can you go wrong with a 
                 school endorsed by Bruce Willis?