First Posted 6.17.1999 Last Update 7.2.1999

MOVIES

"Ship of Dreams"
John and Morden repair the rocketship that crashed into their office long ago.

"Scorpions"
A technolord, arch rival of the technomages, shows up at the office. This evil technolord, named Artemis, threatens to upset the workplace and kill Richard Belzer's Ulrich. The film culminates in the most grisly death ever captured on film, as Ulrich unleashes the full force of his power to stop Artemis. (Guest starring George Lucas and Noah Wyle as technomages and Thomas Haden Church as the evil Artemis)

"A Mage Defined"
A day in the life of Richard Belzer's Ulrich. (Guest starring Steve Jobs, Samuel L. Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, George Lucas, Noah Wyle, and Peter Woodward as technomages)

"John and Kosh: The Musical"
An all singing, all dancing rendition of John and Kosh.