First Posted 6.17.1999 Last Update 6.17.1999

SEASON ONE - Kaleidoscope of Dreams

101
"And in the End, We shall Return to the Beginning"
John Sheridan shows up Beyond the Rim. He joins long time Vorlon pal, Kosh, in a detective firm.

102
"Suspicious Device"
John and Kosh investigate a crooked doctor; the firm gets a new secretary in the form of Mr. Morden.

103
"This Heat"
John and Kosh are hired by a defense attorney to prove his client's innocence, a case that requires J&K to go up against an insurance company; Kosh gets a love interest, Stacey, who also happens to be a Shadow.

104
"Murals and Illusions"
John and Kosh, bored on a stakeout, reminisce about how Lorien hired them for his P.I. firm; A new computer system is installed in the offices, Morden doesn't like it, and hilarity ensues.

105
"The Red House"
John and Kosh are setup by a client; Kosh's relationship with Stacey gets heavy.

106
"Outlast The License"
With Kosh down with a cold, John and Morden must handle a heavy caseload by themselves.

107
"Racing the Good Doctor, Pt. 1"
In a crossover with "Diagnosis: Murder", Kosh and John help Jerry Van Dyke track down a man who is killing elderly patients for their insurance.

108
"Racing the Good Doctor, Pt. 2"
The surprising conclusion of this two part crossover leaves no one unchanged.

109
"Kaleidoscope of Dreams"
A technomage approached John and Kosh with a peculiar problem. Lorien takes an interest in magic during the mage's visit. (Guest starring Steve Jobs as the technomage)

110
"Umbrella"
A Halloween special, John and Mr. Morden go trick-or-treating.

111
"Cities in the Sand"
A case involving the death of a wealthy business owner takes John and Kosh to the beach.

112
"Ship of Sorrows"
A damaged rocketship crashes into the J&K office.

113
"The Sage's Collar"
John and Kosh are enlisted to help find a man's missing dog.

114
"Too Many Robots"
John and Kosh investigate a stolen diamond while Mr. Morden and Lorien solve a case surrounding the wrongful death of a brilliant inventor.

115
"The 51st Room"
John goes to the dentist, Mr. Morden spends all his time calling 1-900 numbers, and Kosh has to put up with Stacey's "weird" habits.

116
"One of the Guys"
Kosh tries to make himself more approachable.

117
"Socialist Paradise"
John and Kosh go up against the military.

118
"Both Sides of the Coin"
Rival families hire John and Kosh to argue both sides of a case.

119
"A Box Full of Stars"
A famous actor dies, and John and Kosh are hired to find out why. Meanwhile, Mr. Morden mourns the beloved actor's passing in his own way.

120
"Too Long A Season"
A delivery mishap sends an experimental aging serum to the J&K office. John and Morden, unaware of the properties of the liquid, down the container.

121
"Who Turned off the Lights?"
A mad terrorist bombs the power plant responsible for powering the city.

122
"Agent Orange"
John and Kosh fly to Scotland to solve a very, very, very odd case.

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SEASON TWO - The Color Grey / Last Man Standing

201
"77%"
Business has hit an all time low thanks to a new rival... Ulkosh, who's been stealing their clients. Sheridan goes over to talk with Ulkosh, whose memories of Sheridan ain't that nice. After some confusing dialogue, Ulkosh joins forces with John and Kosh as a free lance agent.

202
"The Iceman Comth"
Lorien takes a vacation and leaves his buddy, a technomage, in charge. Ulrich, played by Richard Belzer, seems to be devoting more time to trying to kill Sheridan with elaborate death traps than running the firm.

203
"The Color Between Black and White"
A mob war grips the city, and everyone must take sides.

204
"Sex with a Shadow"
Sheridan and Stacey fool around behind Kosh's back.

205
"Ulkosh Ascending, Pt. 1"
Ulkosh wins the lottery.

206
"Ulkosh Ascending, Pt. 2"
Sheridan, dressed in a homemade Vorlon costume, steals Ulkosh's winnings.

207
"Ulkosh Ascending, Pt. 3"
Ulkosh drugs Sheridan and, dressed in a homemade human costume, steals his winnings back. He then moves away to Toronto, leaving the show.

208
"The Reason for Light"
John Sheridan, former president of the ISA, strapped for cash, gets a part time job at Taco Bell. (Guest starring Richard Belzer as the owner of Taco Bell and Alec Guinness as the assistant owner)

209
"Sex with a Shadow II"
Lorien and Stacey fool around behind Kosh's back.

210
"Last Man Standing"
John and Kosh enter a fighting contest.

211
"Ice Cream Man"
John Sheridan, still needing money, starts up an ice cream business... in the office... and tries to keep it secret from his co-workers.

212
"The Color Grey"
A heartwarming tale about Stacey and her past.

213
"Sex with a Shadow III"
Richard Belzer's Ulrich returns. He fools around with Stacey behind Kosh's back. People start calling him Ricky and Rikko.

214
"Ulkosh Strikes Back"
Ulkosh returns! He brings back with him tales of Canada, a Canadian flag themed Encounter Suit, and a hot love interest of his own... Anna Sheridan.

215
"Elementary, My Dear Morden."
Mr. Morden takes on a case all by himself.

216
"The Underside of Light, Pt. 1"
Anna and Stacey must pose as hookers when they go undercover in a prostitution ring.

217
"The Underside of Light, Pt. 2"
John and Kosh must pose as hookers when they go undercover in a prostitution ring... to save Anna and Stacey.

218
"The Underside of Light, Pt. 3"
Lorien and Morden must pose as hookers when they go undercover in a prostitution ring... to save Anna, Stacey, John, and Kosh.

219
"The Underside of Light, Pt. 4"
Richard Belzer returns as Ulrich. He and Ulkosh must pose as hookers when they go undercover in a prostitution ring... to save Anna, Stacey, John, Kosh, Lorien, and Morden.

220
"I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds"
John Sheridan makes it his business to find a local fruit vender who has gone missing. (Guest starring Denis Lawson as the fruit vender)

221
"Shadowy Man from a Shadowy Planet"
A day in the life of Mr. Morden.

222
"There Goes the Neighborhood"
John Sheridan thinks he's Jewish.

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SEASON THREE - Water on the Moon

301
"Big-Badda-Boom"
Season three starts with a bang when John Sheridan "accidentally" nukes all of New Jersey.

302
"Courtrooms and Striped Suits"
John Sheridan is taken to court over his actions in "Big-Badda-Boom".

303
"Ancient Memories and Undisturbed Dust"
Kosh, Ulkosh, Morden, Lorien, and Anna all must testify in the trial of John Sheridan.

304
"Paper Hearts and Broken Moons"
The trial of John Sheridan continues. Stacey testifies. Her hidden personal life is revealed to Kosh in the course of the trial. A drunken and heart broken Kosh becomes suicidal. Stacey proposes to Kosh, hoping to save his life.

305
"Water on the Moon"
Richard Belzer's Ulrich returns to run the detective business, as John's trial drags on. Kosh and Stacey plan their marriage.

306
"Changing of the Guards"
Kosh and Stacey wed and move to Belgium, abandoning John Sheridan. Richard Belzer's Ulrich enlists some of his spooky friends to run the detective firm with him. (Guest starring Samuel L. Jackson, Ewan McGregor, and Liam Neeson as technomages)

307
"Forever into the Sun"
John Sheridan is found guilty. Ulkosh and Anna, realizing how quickly things can change, elope and wed. They, too, move to Belgium. Morden and Lorien frantically try to save Sheridan. At the same time, the city is rocked by the worst serial killer in its history. Richard Belzer's Ulrich and Co. try everything to put an end to the killings.

308
"Spinning, Spinning, Spinning."
The trial of John Sheridan enters its sentencing faze. Mr. Morden tries, unsuccessfully, to break John out of jail, but lands himself in the big house. John Sheridan is sentenced to be shot out of a cannon into the sun.

309
"Forever Night"
John Sheridan awaits his death as a serial killer continues to stalk the streets. A talkative Mr. Morden tries to cheer John up.

310
"Death of a Ranger"
John Sheridan learns the identity of the city's serial killer, but has no way to inform Richard Belzer's Ulrich. John and Mr. Morden are given their last meals. John has fruit. Mr. Morden prefers live kittens.

311
"And We Shall All Come Together In A Better Place"
News of John Sheridan's execution reaches Belgium. Kosh ponders what to do. Sex with Stacey is good, but having Ulkosh as a neighbor is bad. As the cannon is aimed up at the sun, Kosh returns! He saves John Sheridan at the very last moment. Mr. Morden waits for his savior, but none comes. He is shot into the heart of the sun.

312
"Beginnings and Endings"
Kosh, Stacey, Ulkosh, and Anna all move back to the city. They throw a huge party in honor of John. Following the party, things get back to business. John and Kosh go out and find that serial killer who has been menacing the city for ever so long.

313
"Outta my Way!"
Lorien, Kosh, Stacey, Ulkosh, Anna, and Richard Belzer's Ulrich all chip in a buy John a new sports car.

314
"Have You Ever Danced With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight?"
John thinks the office is haunted by Mr. Morden's ghost.

315
"Clank! Clank! You're Dead"
John builds a robot to help out at the office.

316
"John Sheridan's Big Brass Band"
John enters the detective firm in a battle of the bands contest. Due to an error, the band becomes known as "John Sheridan's Big Ass Band".

317
"Please... Don't Look at the Camera"
A documentary film crew films the daily activities of the John and Kosh P.I. firm. All the while, John's helper robot battles with Mr. Morden's ghost.

318
"The Obligatory Monkey Episode"
John buys a helper monkey.

319
"Versus"
John's robot and monkey battle Morden's ghost as Kosh investigates a case involving the death of a famous wrestler.

320
"And Away We Go"
John books a vacation for the firm. Their plane gets hijacked, and it's up to Stacey and Anna to save the day.

321
"Sex with a Shadow IV"
Anna and Stacey become more than friends, as a result of their recent ordeal.

322
"Neverland"
Stacey announces she is pregnant. A crispy Mr. Morden shows up at the office door.

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SEASON FOUR - Flowers on the Sun

401
"All Lorien's Men"
Lorien is kidnapped and it is up to John and Kosh to find him.

402
"Boogie Man"
With Mr. Morden back, John tries to find the identity of ghost who has been haunting him in Morden's image.

403
"A Star Is Born"
John, Kosh, and Co. sit back and watch the documentary made during "Please... Don't Look at the Camera".

404
"Laughing Vorlons and Crying Children"
Lorien orders the P.I. firm to help out at a kiddie carnival as a tax write off. John picks fights with the kids over a sock puppet while Kosh and Ulkosh get in a fight over who's more cryptic. Anna and Stacey, dressed as sultry clowns, sneak away for some "private time". Morden is a creepy ice cream man. Lorien tries his hand at magic.

405
"Sex with a Shadow V"
Ulkosh and Stacey fool around.

406
"Black Swans"
Mr. Morden and John Sheridan team up and launch a plan to sell roasted chicken out of the office.

407
"All We Can Do Is Wait"
Stacey thinks "it's time". She and Kosh run to the hospital, only to find out that it was a false alarm.

408
"Flooded Deserts"
People start calling John "Sheriff". Ulkosh investigates the mysterious sinking of a ship.

409
"Black Roses, Pt. 1"
Anna and Ulkosh console a depressed Lorien when his favorite TV show is canceled.

410
"Black Roses, Pt. 2"
Lorien's bad luck continues when his digital pet dies. This time, it's up to Stacey and Kosh to cheer him up.

411
"Black Roses, Pt. 3"
Morden and Sheridan try to lift Lorien's spirits when, after his favorite show is canceled and his digital pet dies, his car is stolen.

412
"Oni"
A mysterious female vigilante with a passion for skin tight black outfits, knives, and white face paint, cleans up the streets.

413
"Flowers on the Sun"
John and Kosh get caught up in a bank robbery.

414
"Black Doves"
John finds naked pictures of Anna on the internet.

415
"Pale Moments in my Mind"
Richard Belzer's Ulrich returns to take the John and Kosh P.I. firm out to lunch but a fight erupts over Chinese food or pizza.

416
"Call me Johnny"
John Sheridan thinks he's gay.

417
"The Sunny Side of Shadow, Pt. 1"
Anna and Stacey must pose as strippers when they go undercover in a strip club.

418
"The Sunny Side of Shadow, Pt. 2"
John and Kosh must pose as strippers when they go undercover in a strip club... to save Anna and Stacey.

419
"The Sunny Side of Shadow, Pt. 3"
Lorien and Morden must pose as strippers when they go undercover in a strip club... to save Anna, Stacey, John, and Kosh.

420
"The Sunny Side of Shadow, Pt. 4"
Richard Belzer returns as Ulrich. He and Ulkosh must pose as strippers when they go undercover in a strip club... to save Anna, Stacey, John, Kosh, Lorien, and Morden.

421
"Cities in the Water"
John, Kosh, and Co. go fishing.

422
"The Shadow of Light"
Stacey goes into labor.

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SEASON FIVE - Guardian Matrix

501
"Sickeningly Sweet"
Stacey's baby is born. We only see him inside a creepy two-foot-tall Encounter Suit built partly with Shadow tech.

502
"An Ivory Tower"
A Shadow family living in the Vorlon side of town, facing constant discrimination, hires John and Kosh to protect them. We all learn a lesson about who we are.

503
"Truth is nothing but a Misspelling of Lie.
John and Kosh are hired by a client who they suspect may be guilty of the crime.

504
"The Next Machine"
One of the brothers Zathras visits the offices of John and Kosh with an interesting case.

505
"Mouse"
John has a one night stand with a female bounty hunter named Mouse.

506
"Rock"
Mr. Morden and John Sheridan give their roasted chicken scheme another try.

507
"Night of the Swallows"
Kosh and Stacey go on vacation, leaving their baby with Ulkosh, who tries to kill the little thing. John then takes the baby. He sees, for the first time, the infant's true form. (Guest starring Kenny Baker as the baby)

508
"Shadow Crabs"
The Shadows in the city plot to return to the old ways. Vorlons are targeted and killed. Kosh disappears and is feared dead. John teams up with Ulkosh to stop this uprising and find their friend.

509
"Battle Tank"
The war between the Vorlons and the Shadows turns ugly. John, Ulkosh, Morden, and Lorien construct a battle tank to put and end to the fighting.

510
"Dot"
Mouse returns, wielding an ancient katana and thin white T-shirt.

511
"Glitch"
Richard Belzer's Ulrich fights alongside John and Ulkosh.

512
"Guardian Matrix"
The Vorlon - Shadow conflict comes to a fiery conclusion.

513
"Prophet's Hand"
John finds Kosh, battered and broken, in the wreckage of the downed Shadow ship.

514
"Again there is Darkness"
There is mob rule in the streets as John, Kosh, and Co. try to restore order in the war torn city.

515
"Oni v2.0"
The mysterious Oni fights to keep order in the streets.

516
"Pray"
Mr. Morden tries his hand at restoring order. Ulkosh starts rebuilding all the destroyed buildings. The city's skyline begins to change.

517
"When Destiny Calls, You Must Be Strong"
John Sheridan feels that there is something important that he must do and contemplates quitting the firm.

518
"Always"
Sheridan begins packing up his things. Mr. Morden is seen as a religious leader and organizes citizens in constructive groups. The process of healing begins.

519
"Goodbye to Daylight"
John takes a vacation to think things through.

520
"Cities in the Sky"
John returns to the city to find that everything destroyed during the Vorlon - Shadow conflict has been rebuilt.

521
"Breaking the Forever Chain"
Anna announces that she is pregnant. John quits the firm. Kosh takes up drinking. Morden forms a church. Stacey becomes a math advisor for a Canadian contest firm. Ulkosh gets involved with the Quebec liberation movement. Lorien pursues magic as a profession.

522
"Kingdoms of the Mind"
John Sheridan runs for mayor. Kosh and Ulkosh fight to the death. Richard Belzer's Ulrich starts a brewing company in the old John and Kosh office.