Created by Peter Tatara First Posted 3.24.1999 Last Update 3.24.1999

"Simply put, this would be the greatest show... ever."

Segments:

Harlan's Soapbox

Entire episodes will be spent in this segment, in which Mr. Ellison speaks out on whatever subject he feels compelled to.

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Harlan's Kids (by Michael Keegan)

Mr. Ellison travels to various schools (a la Letterman) to speak with kids... and makes them cry.

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The Super Fantastic Space-Related Segment

This dark Blade Runner-esque science fiction would take up the first dozen episodes. After that, it becomes just one in a parade of varied and different segments.

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Harlan's Story Corner

Similar to Harlan's Soapbox, Mr. Ellison just speaks his mind. This time, he teaches lessons through dark tales in which the popular are killed as outcasts rise to power.

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Harlan and Andy (by Michael Keegan)

Mr. Ellison spends some time with Andy Richter. The two sit next to each other, telling mean anecdotes about celebrities.

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Harlan's Blacklist

Another segment similar to Harlan's Soapbox. In this one, Mr. Ellison reads from a long list of people he hates.

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Harlan's Pranks, Scams, and Deathtraps

Andy Richter and Harlan Ellison go around pulling mean pranks and setting things on fire.