If you are looking for real people, that are simply really really really ugly, then you have come to the wrong place. These can be found at Ugly People.com . These are all people I know. They have been mangled to blasphemous proportions with photo editing software, but they were real at one point. This is basically the sum total of what I accomplished in the media arts course I took in grade 10.

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This is Madamme Zodiac. Step into her booth, she will palm your reed. It was made in revenge. The subject (who is named Mark Lewis) made a page about me called "Chuch the Child Raping Pimp". It was ment as a joke, but he showed basically everyone in our grade the site. Hence: This picture.












This is what happens when you combine two of my friends facial features to create one monstrosity. Now that this picture is on the internet, I don't think either of these people are my friends anymore. Well at least Peter isn't, which is no real loss. Look for this one at Ugly People.com because it looks real, and I sent it in.












Ever see that old Hercules cartoon where he had to put a ring on to get strong? And he had that obviously gay "squire" who was half man, half horse, all homo-erotic fantasy? Well this is the nerd version of him. When he puts on his magic glasses, he has the Collection of Pokemon toys of TEN ORDINARY NERDS HE'S THE MIGHTY... NERDLIN..um EES! DADA DUM DI DI DUUUUM!












This is Peter. His last name is long Polish word that directly translated means "Smokemeat". I don't know how to spell it, and hope I never do. Anyhoo, this guy spends a good portion of his life on a site called elfwood, where other people who actually have more spare time then I do send in stupid pictures. I'm adding that to the hate list now. People who go on elfwood. So long story short, I made a song about it, and now three people sing it a lot (or at least they used to, last year) so I made this pic of peter as an elf.











Hehehe. Yeah. This guy had it coming, both because of his assholedness, and because he looks like a girl. This represents our photo editing Renaissance, and you'll probably see a lot more of these here in days to come.













Well, we all knew that he was going to end up here eventually. Dustin (the haiku Dustin) only without all that human makeup.














If you thought the FIRST Nerdlin was bad... and we havn't yet begun to nerd. KEEN!