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Look at the stars (look how they don't shine for the other dudes): Rumours are flying that the non-singing members of British crossover kings Coldplay have a growing beef with star-tripping frontman Chris Martin. According to sources, Martin (whom you may remember as the only band member to appear in the "Yellow" video) has turned into a groupie-gobbling egomaniac. The fact that the other Coldplayers refuse to look at him (unless it's to smirk derisively) while performing has been cited as evidence of a feud (although our theory is that they're simply shoe-gazing). Coldplay's rep downplays breakup rumours: "There are no problems within the band. Everyone is in good spirits and healthy." As if letting unpredictable success go to your head and indulging in lots of cheap sex are bad things.

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