Bret - "Alberts beating Eddie on the outside, they haven't even been in the ring yet".

Christian - "Tazz is trying to get Saturn out, but he's too short, ha ha!"

Bret - "Steiner and Raven are going at it, they've had some brutal matches in the past".

Bret - "Benoit holds Devon while Steiner hammers him with hard rights".

Christian - "But Raven charges from behing, that move reeked of sneakosity!".

Bret - "Albert shows his strength by press slamming Eddie"

Christian - "He may be strong, but he's dum too, I totally beat him at Desolation".

Bret - "Albert throws Eddie over the top, he's the first man eliminated".

Christian - "Saturns reversed the situation with Tazz, the shortys about to go out"

Bret - "It looks that way...".

Bret - "Oh Albert from behind, knock Tazz out!".

Bret - "Rhyno hoists Knox up...".