Kurt - "I just wanted to say thanks Mick because even though I lost to Albert at Oblivion, I still got to be part of the RWA, so thanks"
Raven - "Hey, whats this WWF piece of crap doing here?"
Kurt - "Hey... MMMMFFF, HMFFFFF!!"
Raven - "Well now we got rid of him, I want a piece of Scott Steiner. Benoit pinned that idiot, which meant I didn't win the title!"
Cactus - "Sure, I think you deserve a chance at revenge, how about a street fight today!"
"I'm gonna make Steiner pay for costing me the title!"
Whats this, Christians coming to the ring, whats he doing here?
Christian - "Well this show pretty much reeks of suckitude! But its gonna be ok, cos I'm here to make this a little more awsome. Now I know that the RWA stars are lacking on talent, and on good looks as well, so is there any of you dorks back there who think they can take on the master of awsomness here?
Tazz - "Why don't you shut the hell up before I suplex your ass all over this arena! I'll take you on you pretty boy punk, any match you want!"
Cactus - "Hang on, I think your forgetting that you need the commisioner to make this official, so why don't you two have a glass match later! BANG BANG!!"
