Evil Things
The following are trully evil things, in what i can loosly say is in alphabetical order.
Womens rights in Afganistan, Attila the Hun, AIDS in mosquitoes.
Brazillian funk parties (The evil part comes when they split the room into two groups, with a "corridor of death" in between the opposing factions. Periodically, a macho show-off from one side kicks, punches or shoves a member of the other side. If someone slips into the corridor and gets dragged into the other crowd, he or she is beaten, maimed and cut. So far 24 kids have been killed, including one young guy who had his eyes cut out and was left there to bleed all night.), Conrad Black (Canadian media tycoon who owns 65% of canadian daily newspapers)
Child armies (Legions of brain-washed African kids with spears and AK-47s are killing so many soldiers with such Matrix-like efficiency, even white people are getting scared. They wear amulets that they think will dissolve bullets and their reign of terror now includes Papua New Guinea, Chad and Sudan,) Capitolists, Canajah (Canadian reggae band). Coconut trees (more die from falling coconuts than shark attacks each year.)
Discover cards, Death squads.
Envy (which is derived from the Latin "invidere" meaning "to see into"), Elves, E-Coli germs in Ontario’s tap water supply killing a dozen people, Entertainment reporters (and all you other sycophantic slags; you know who you are), Entropy.
Florida (There is this girl in Florida who lives in this big house and in the basement of the house she found all these photos taken by the KKK of tons of black men being lynched on the big tree in her front yard.) Fast food, Fake tits, Fat chick humor, Fascism.
Getting dumped, Gym golf classes, Gang Green ankles...
Hellfire Club (old British royalty who would ride around on horses and when they found a homeless person on the side of the road, up to 30 of them would cut holes in the wretched bum’s body and then have sex with the wounds). Homolka and Bernardo (Relatively unknown Canadian sexual torturers who filmed themselves raping, torturing and killing a bunch of twelve year-old girls. They thought the whole thing was funny and Paul Bernardo wrote rap songs about it.) Hallucination-inducing Hungarian peach palinka, Hitler, Homophobes.
Idi Amin (the African Hitler who ate kids).
Jocks.
Korean horse fighting, Kids (kids are cruel), Keef Richards’ blood (he still gets it changed once a year in Switzerland).
LSD overdoses, Liver spots, Lex Luther, Liars, Leprechauns.
Meat industry, Mass suicide, Mimes, Models, Millionaires, Monosylabic people.
Nosferatu, Narnia, Nuns, Nannies, Nervous Norvous, Never-Never Land, Namibian headhunters.
Obituaries (who reads those?).
Pedophiles, Paper cuts, Pigeons, Power, pSATs
Quake
Rumplestiltskin, Resistance (the Nazi record company that made $3 million last year), Rasputin (the blood-drinking Russian pedophile who seduced the Czar’s wife). Blood thirsty Riot Police.
Sports, Snuff movies, Schizophrenia, Spinal taps, Sex accidents, Spam (booth kinds), SATs
Tampons with chemicals that promote more bleeding, Telemarketers.
Ugandan cults, Underwear.
Vlad the Impaler (AKA Dracula), Veronica Lodge.
Windows (microsoft), Wimps, Westernizing everything, Wiggers ("Come correct, brother. I’m flossing and cold, cold lampin’!"), Wal-Mart.
X-treme television sport shows.
Yougoslavia (As if 3000 years of ethnic cleansing wasn’t enough, madmen in the former Yugoslavia have decided to bring their legacy of rape, hatred and turf warfare right into the new millennium), You.
Zebra poachers, Zenophobes.
Have anything you think is evil, and you would like me to add? E-mail me the ideas.