Twas a dark and dreary day when Jim 'salamanca' Barbowski perrott awoke to the sound of a persistent rat a tat twat at his bunker window. Mick the helpful sparrow was grooming but welcomed the sleepy one into the new day. "I've got a secret" said mick, jim was now as alert as a motion detector in a church and he hastened mick into conversation. "Pelmut D'Jeffrey is having a party to celebrate a new decade in music awareness". Two minutes later theo arrived at pelmut's caravan site with a whole bottle of babycham. Timothy joiner the third was out back supposedly chopping firewood but pelmut and the others turned a blind eye to his alcohol abuse. Jonathan 'i hate you' Davis from KORN was putting the cheese and pinneapples on sticks but Pickler 'onions' Mistletoe was annoying him with smalltalk about the boer war and subsequent lack of fitness in recruits. Although jon had limited knowledge on the topic and the Booth and rountree poverty report, he couldn't control his anger and burst out 'I Hate you pickler onions, and you hate me". the party went down with a bang, although tim 'belt' wheeler did cause some disturbance when pelmut hid all of the tea spoons and baking foil.
