THE Man: Quoted

Reilly: People keep asking me "Don't you ever get tired of playing ISS Pro Evolution 2?". I say to them: "No, because I ain't bent and it lush!" The Captain talks much nonsense. Sample it:

• "Like the old man said, if sparrows fly at night, gangsters delight." "
• "You talk spanners and pie." "
• I do so suck it and see."
• "I am not a cu...thbert you fecking nerb"
• "Whats up mac? Theres something in the trees (Anytime) he's been acting weird all day, commented the recruit"
• "well hot diggidy you did reeeeeeeeel good out there laddie and im gonna make you some pie"
• "Let bygones be bygones is my thursday motto of the thursday day of thurs is here."
• "well well well, if it isn't nip nip noooeeee"
• "i'll wait for qualitat"
• "You are too tasty for your own good."
• "I like salt mucho, vinegar average."
• ""Will it be gut?" I hear you quimber, "Hot darn diggidy NOONONONONONONONO" I reply flourescently."
• "Someone told me you were a little tasty, but this takes the biscuit."
• "I must chew off my hand ond feed it to the demons that lurk within my strapping frame..."
• "You can pretend, like...but you can't justify."