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Nonsensical Blathering.
Greetings Ladies and Gentlemen...and Goats.

This Site

I started this site because one day, a little advertisement window popped up my screen and told me to click a series of buttons. I, being the obedient person that I am, was quick to oblige the stranger's instructions, and lo and behold, I had a free website.

So when people try to tell you that internet advertising doesn't work, don't believe them. It does work. It was never my ambition in life to have this web page. But here it is.

And I don't know why.

Hobbies and Interests

I hate the word "hobbies." When Timmy and I take over the world, I am going to abolish the word "hobbies." I will be a good Fascist, so don't worry.


A bad fascist

As random as this picture is, I refuse to delete it, because it's a really cute graphic. You should make it your desktop wallpaper. Go on...you know you want to

Beware El Chupacabra!!!!