Topics we will settle in class!
Ok all welcome to GracieVille 101. Today we will discuss the variety and danger of this cult / disease. 1) Ego- Since day one, they always have had their founder sticks up their ass. One day, one of the very first days in TSO, i decided to visit the Gracie Garage Sale. There they are the "Footie Mafia", wtf. This proclaimed mafia hates tagging. O never mind, they just annoy people with stupid shit. Behold Gracieville, Landfill of Dan's Grove. Anyways, i bitch & ask for a few simple items. There are the massive whores talking about who will worship who first for tommorow's cult meeting. No service, and not only that they treated me like the little shit who asks for items. For fucking god sakes get the dildo & crabs out of your vagin. and fucking serve your customers. Besides, i am actually a founder but on a diffrent account. Good Job Kids...Second Lesson. Piling Plates- Now children this advanced level of simming will make you popular and make other sims less important than you. When i first developed the government, i was swarmed with these griefers . How can an organazation of worshiping roleplay be against another form of roleplay? They attempted to impeach me 3rd day in office. Actually, i did make a diffrence with charity events and shit. They constantly badger me with their insane remarks, and biased shit on the boards. WTF, I had great ideas that works but they were too high on their asses. I tried many things to make them relax and not think its the end of their fucking world. 3 months of constant bitching & complaining still continues to this day. They flourish on drama and stupid shit as roaches do on fucking moldy snickers bars. Luff- Their vocabulary is not only out of this world, but it also bugs others as well. An entire post on how they are "discriminated on boards" for using luff was created by the cult. Fucking cry me a river dipshits. I & my friends were put down automatically even if i said Hi, because Walba & Leah would cry i used a puncuation mark wrong. ROTFL. Now, luff is 4 letters, and so is love, so wtf why do you spell it diffrently? Oh I forgot, special ed is down the hall guys, you must of hit the english dictionary detour. Symptons- Omfg what if...if...im getting the disease? Relax, here are the symptoms... 1) Obsessive refreshing of the Sims.stratics.com boards 2) Use of Luff 3) Mentally deprived if you havnt sat in an egg chair or piled a plate in less than 72 hours. 4) Has worshiped Gracie Nito in the past 2 hours. 5) Has spell checked every single post. 6) Unemployed or mentally insane in real life. If you think you have these symptoms, doctors reccommend a visit to the Emergency Room immediatly. Lesson 4-GracieVille Census 2004- The Average Member is- 50-80 years old, AARP membership, Unemployed, 73% are in nursing homes wetting their beds, 27% are on the Dean's list of "Special Needs" Hypocrites- Remember this group of sims is against mafias but proclaim to be the footie mafia and even one of their friends; Anselma states; "Omg they are worse than a mafia". They are against any form of role-play exspec. governments because they do not believe in rule as they proclaim Gracie as an empress. Thank You, for visiting and keeping your self educated. Warning, do not step foot in a GracieVille home. Luff will infiltrate your body and take you over. These sims are known to wild and dangerous. Use caution before speaking with these sims they are armed with plates and kill on contact. Best Bet: Use lysol on keyboard whenever speaking with a techinical purist, let the maid get the plates, dont get sucked in, recycle your trash before the landfill of DG gets a hold of it, and my god use spell check before Walba or Leah has a seizure. TY all & take care ;)
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