Monkey Kicking Party of Gotdno
The Monkey-Kicking Party fervantly supports the well-being of the people of Gotdno. We are the strongest and largest political party in Gotdno. Please join the bright-thinking members who have already found the party.
People of all races, religions, genders, and ideologies have joined the Monkey-Kicking Party. We believe that the government should not descriminate based upon race, sex, or religion.
We plan to control taxes by giving more rights to the states in their effort to fund programs. Out of control taxation is a major concern of our party.
We plan to keep the nation protected for the evils outside our borders. Freedom oppressing dictators and undemocratic governments run wild throughout the world and it is the Monkey-Kicking Party's goal to protect Gotdno from the nations that threaten our country. We will support the countries that echo our own values. We will recognize the sovereignty of other nations and believe that war is the very last option.
Constitutional amendments are also necessary to limit the terms of Council. We support term limits on all levels of government, and no more than twelve months for any person on Council.
We respect people of all different political opinions. Even radicals must be tolerated. Riots are not an acceptable way to strengthen your political position. A person should not be prosecuted by the government for their beliefs, however threatening they may be. Only a person who has truly attempted to undermine the nation should be charged with the crime of treason. The charge of treason, when it is used in its correct purpose, is the most serious of all labels.
We support the structure of the Constitution of Gotdno and believe that it is a just and fair government form. Patriotism is necessary for a young nation to survive.
We support constitutional amendments to protect the freedoms of the people and institute a national court system that is just and fair. In the manner of our current court system, the Speaker of the Government has too much control. We would like to limit his power, not allowing a filthy alliance between the courts and the councilman's party. The people's rights to speech, religion, trial, and ballot must be protected further in our constitution.
With your help, we believe that we can make Gotdno the brightest light in the Western World. Gotdno is the true hope for freedom, justice, capitalism, and democracy. By voting for the Monkey-Kickers, you can make it shine.
-From yours truly, Ravi Ambani
WE MUST UNITE AGAINST THE RISING EVIL IN GOTDNO
- Advancement Party's Rising Facist Ideals!
- MooCow Party's rising ignorance and incompetance!
- Josh Buzi's slander and harrasment of Gotdnoian citizens!
- Franklin Bederick's failure to recognize the nation of Gotdno!
- Corruption in our nation's court systems!
- Over taxation of the fair people of Gotdno!
Other Parties of Gotdno
Republic of Gotdno Homepage
Advancement Party Page
MooCow Party Page
Inactivist: the name suggests it all!
The Gotdno Herald Newspaper
Monkey Kickers' Forum
Email: MKElite3@hotmail.com
