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Oh, hello, I didn't hear you come in...The name's Zoidberg.

Ok, listen up you simpletons, this is the crappiest site I've ever used my invaluable time to write. But it gets the job done...the mission statement is at the bottom.

So here we go, all you need to do is find something that you would like, read the might include a "how to". Then download the required file, preferably to some place where you can FIND IT PEOPLE and then double click it and press OK. I suggest you do all of them, WHY? I dont have to explain myself to you, Im going to bed. Oh and, don't do any of this unless you are using Windows XP.

Rename the Recycle Bin

Increase your DNS Cache Size

Lock in your Homepage

Close a hole for popups in Internet Explorer

Create a "Empty Recycle Bin" in the column when you Right Click

Increase Internet Explorer download limit from 2 to 10 so you can download more porn

Purge Cache when you shutdown the computer

This is advice for speeding up your computer

Make your programs open faster!

Disable your indexing service

Mission Statement