This is the Pipe House Poems Page. If you want your CH poem up here- put your screen name and poem in my guestbook. Then, I will erase that entry and put the poem in here. Your poem can still be on the web even if it didn't make it into the Trading Post!!
We entered the camp with a smile on our face,
We were expecting an 8-cabin race.
But to our surprise,
We soon realize
That-
our camp
Is defaced.
So we're fixing the wires,
and the ski lift too.
But we have our hearts high,
And
this place
will look new.
~Gaia5000
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Here i sit,
at my pc.
Watching the chats,
man, i gotta pee.
It chewed up the link cables,
destroying the power,
What is this thing?
could it be, Bowser?
Playing the minigames,
getting high scores.
Man this is fun,
I must have more.
Here I sit,
making Mac look like a fool,
all that's left to say is:
"Cabin 1 Rules!!!"
~Spaz7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The infamous Loft Monster may strike again this year
At Camp Hyrule's Cabins, where all the members fear.
But who could it be this time, I wonder to myself?
What Nintendo Power-crazed villain will put us on its shelf?
Maybe it's Dedede, one of Kirby's main opponents.
His horrific bad breath attack is just one of his components.
Perhaps it is Bowser, the fire-breathing one.
Let's hope he doesn't burn the cabins down; that wouldn't be fun.
What if it is Andross or even General Scales?
Or what if it is Ganondorf, who's always tough as nails.
It could be Ridley, or Kaptain K. Rool.
Or some other Nintendo villain known for being cruel.
Will it be a typical enemy or perhaps a newly added foe,
Is it the new bad guy from the upcoming Viewtiful Joe?
Maybe it's just a plain old baddy from Super Mario Brothers.
Thwomp, Chain Chomp. Wario, Waluigi. Bowser's vicious mother?
When we find out it may be too late.
There may be no one to save us from our fate.
Let's just hope we get get a hint or even a tiny clue.
I can assure you of one thing...it's not a giant Boo.
~~Sunamas
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On a lone summer night,
Many campers were at fright.
Fearing nothing but the worst,
And their hearts began to burst.
An intruder was around,
And on the door it would pound.
The campers went to hide,
And under the covers they lied.
It was nothing but a horse,
Named Epona, of course.
It chewed through the cables,
Blacking out the lights on the cabins' tables.
And the campers were filled with relief,
After a long day of grief.
They finally went to sleep,
Unaware of what the next day would keep.
~~TOH
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We are at camp,
I eat lamps.
The crazy TOH needs a brain,
personaly I think hes insane.
Brain poo in old shoes,
Stupid loft monster.
Keeps us away, must kill it today.
Wheres Link when ya need him,
to give us some killin.
CAMP CAMP CAMP!
~~disturbed061702
