A Little Fine Tuning
Mood:  accident prone
Now Playing: Green Day - American Idiot
Wow, these emoticons are gay beyond all belief. It's almost insane...So much stupid stuff on the internet now a days (wow, overused phrase...?)

See, this is why I should train my ranting skills up. Apparently, the only person who reads this is Max. The reason for this is probably that I don't actually tell people about this blog if they don't find it on their own. And even then, some people don't become regular readers. So, it seems I am not putting out (heh) high enough quality content for these people who couldn't think up the things I type here if they were continually bludgeoned with a large, metallic object. Which wouldn't be a bad idea. Maybe a car fender, with duct tape around the thin, handle type, part so you wouldn't get cut or anything while the bludgeoning commenced. And all the while, I would be typing down crap that no one reads just for the sake of ranting.

Anyway, before I get carried away (which I either did, or soon would have), I'm going to do what I normally do, but this time, with more thought and possibly even gusto. Yes, I will most definitely use those words in this rant. I am pretty tired and may not have the greatest ranting capabilities, but I'll put forth the maximum effort allocated to me being an ass and possible entertain you.

Sexual Innuendo: An awesome tool, or just blatant cheap laugh machine?
I, personally, think both, but that's just my opinion. As is everything else I say/type in this blog. Yet, I still have people (maybe 2!) who read this and (very likely) agree with at least some of it, thusly spreading my opinions on to other people. Ah, the power of subliminal advertising. My plan in the next part of this rant is to do what I would normally do, but also add subliminal things to make you want something. If I do it correctly, it will be great, otherwise, it'll be a complete waste of time. Either way, I win.

So, on with the rant.
The world needs a lot of things. And the most needed thing of all is to build a massive building, around 100-150 stories high made of heavy duty steel (because dirt is heavy) and fill each story with a plantation. This would have to happen after we create a powerful enough spacecraft to go to jupiter or some other planet with insane amounts of hydrogen so we would have enough to easily soak them in it instead of soil. Not sure if this would be required (or possible without destroying the crops), but I'm sure something awesome would result. Anyway, put nutrients and whatever else the plants need into the hydrogen they are soaking in. Then, once all of the food was produced, we'd be able to sell it at low low prices and make lots of money and solve world hunger and whatever other awesome things would result.
Anyway, That's about all the rant I have. And I'm going to, once this rant is over, use what Max does as my ending thing. Just substitute my name and another phrase. It's sad to think that I actually typed this. Especially without any credible information. If I were forced to create a 'works cited' page for this I'd be screwed. In fact, here you go.

**Works Cited**

Rodriguez, Charlie, "The World Is An Oyster, Suck It Up", 6-14-99, p.28

Jeff, Screamin', "Trials And Tribulations Of A Stunt Diving Salesman: An Autobiography", 2-28-01, p.44

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I'm Josh Allison, welcome to my nightmare.