Today, I had nothing to rant about, except that I finally got done with drivers ed, but that's about me isn't it? And for everyone who reads this (max), they know that this space is 90% devoted to annoyances and possible restitutions I should be payed for my greatness, and the other 10% is for other miscellaneous crap. This 'crap' consists mostly of crappy rants and me talking about things...
Well...
Okay, right now, on to the rant. What will it be about? Ranting. I am going to rant about ranting. Won't this be fun? Yes, I think it will.
Alright, some people can't rant. Those people need to be named. So, Max can go ahead and do the honors if he so wishes, because aside from his rantings (which are good), I don't read other blogs due to the utterly overwhelming amounts of crap. Seriously, just look at the poorly thought out demographic text (no picture....sorta defeats the prupose) I just made up.
My Blog of Rants:
Crap level: 10% or less
Awesome level: 90% or more
Other peoples rantings:
Crap level: 100%
Awesome level: 2%
Yes, for those of you who DID get an elementary education, that does equal out to more than 100%.
"But why, Josh? You're always on the ball! ROFL!" -- Mandy Lu Thorley
Well, I'll tell you, random person I just made up. See, I used the extra 2% to describe the endless ranting possibilities they give me. I mean, if I just read one of them, I would have weeks of great ranting content. But, I'm assuming that by reading all of this annoyingly stupid crap, I would slowly rid myself of my diamond edged wit. So, by not reading them, and thusly keeping my wit at it's current status, I will always give you seemingly interesting content.
So, it's that time again. Here's your thought.
"There's a large amount of annoying blogs on the internet, so get wise, and keep your eyes on the lookout for crap when you see it."
