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 News Bulletin  My comeback kinda ended...dates in orange make finding my recent PRs easier. Some of the ranking stuff is probably wrong, I don't feel like checking all of that weekly.
  Current MarioKart 64 Rankings:   World: 30th    USA: 15th     NTSC: 21st       Shortcut Rankings:             World: 16th     USA: 8th     NTSC: 12th     LKR:  ~6.603  ARR:  7.577


  Last Update: October 21st, 2001                                                                   Welcome to:                                                                              WebCam Superstar


            

The Time Trials of Derek Clark

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  Est. 2001, all rights reserved                                                       Please do not use Angelfire, trust me                                                 Pondering profound things

AWARDS:
Player of the Week: November (1st wk) 2000
Player of the Week: December (2nd wk) 2000
Player of the Month: November 2000
Best Player 4th Quarter 2000
Best Player Winter 2001


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 Basic Information
  





Name: Derek Clark
Born: July 27, 1982
Location: Seminole, Florida, USA

Email Address: zero2sixty5flat@hotmail.com         MK64 Breakthrough
Experience ("serious" gameplay): 5 months
Favorite Non-Shorcut Course: Banshee Boardwalk
Favorite Shortcut Course: Royal Raceway
Most Disliked Non-Shortcut Course: Toad's Turnpike
Most Disliked Shortcut Course: Toad's Turnpike (again)
Favorite Driver: Yoshi
Most Disliked Driver: That damned Toad
Unique Gaming Tactic: Ritualistic sacrifice of goats before gameplay
Licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop: 3.11 x 1014


"Sparky the Spontaneously Combusting Dog," Official Mascot of C.E.



 

       "Stop, drop, and roll boy! ...Roll Over NOW!!!"

-Derek Clark

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 Time Tables

Explanation of Table Colors

Gold times represent Legend times
Silver times represent King times
Bronze times represent Sub-King times.

Green items represent good stuff
Blue items represent bad stuff


DISCLAIMER: Other items on the table might be colored simply to catch your attention, whether it points out something good, or bad. CLARK ENTERPRISES does not hold any liability for any times or statistics you perceive to be colored inexplicably. Pregnant women should refrain from looking directly at the table without eye protection, and people with heart problems are strongly recommended not to look at the shortcut times.



Dates in orange are part of my last comeback.

  

 # Track 3-lap best Standard F-lap best Standard Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
 1  Luigi Raceway  1'40"29   King D   0'31"99   King C  Lap 2  0'34"15 - 0'34"06 - 0'32"08  0-0-3  12-16-00  12-19-00
 2  Moo Moo Farm  1'15"80   King C  0'24"47   King B  Lap 1  0'25"25 - 0'25"06 - 0'25"49  1-1-1   8-29-01   8-29-01
 3   K. Troopa Beach  1'22"54   King B  0'26"39  Legend D  Lap 1  0'27"46 - 0'27"52 - 0'27"56  1-1-1    8-20-01    8-20-01 
 4  Kalimari Desert        1'46"95   King B  0'33"31  Legend F  Lap 1   0'34"64 - 0'35"60 - 0'36"71  2-1-0   8-26-01   8-26-01
 5  Toad's Turnpike      2'32"80   King C   0'50"15   King B   Lap 1   0'50"44 - 0'51"19 - 0'51"17  3-0-0    8-29-00    8-29-00 
 6  Frappe Snowland  1'43"81   King B  0'33"13  Legend D  Lap 2  0'34"51 - 0'34"63 - 0'34"67  1-1-1  12-19-00  12-17-00
 7  Choco Mountain  1'39"75   King B  0'32"64   King B  Lap 1  0'33"14 - 0'33"25 - 0'33"36  1-1-1  12-21-00  12-21-00
 8   Mario Raceway  1'15"54   King C  0'23"68   King B  Lap 1  0'25"01 - 0'25"23 - 0'25"30  1-1-1   8-27-01   8-27-01
 9  Wario Stadium     3'46"18   King D   1'14"41   King B     Lap 1   1'15"21 - 1'15"49 - 1'15"48  1-1-1    1-11-01    1-11-01 
10  Sherbet Land  1'40"26   King C  0'32"89   King C  Lap 1  0'33"53 - 0'33"26 - 0'33"47  1-1-1    9-1-01   8-21-01
11  Royal Raceway  2'27"72   King D  0'47"84  Legend F  Lap 1  0'49"34 - 0'49"25 - 0'49"13  1-1-1  12-21-00    8-28-01 
12  Bowser's Castle        1'54"79   Elite A  0'37"47  King D  Lap 1  0'38"33 - 0'38"09 - 0'38"37  1-1-1   12-7-00  11-21-00
13  DK's Jungle Park  1'57"59   King B   0'36"86  Legend F  Lap 1   0'39"44 - 0'38"97 - 0'39"18  1-1-1     9-3-01   12-12-00 
14  Yoshi Valley  1'30"15   King C  0'27"51   King B  Lap 1  0'29"72 - 0'30"03 - 0'30"40  1-1-1  12-24-00   12-24-00 
15 Banshee Boardwalk  1'46"59  Legend F  0'34"79  Legend D  Lap 1  0'35"44 - 0'35"49 - 0'35"66  1-1-1   8-31-01   8-30-01
16  Rainbow Road  5'06"05   King F  1'41"14   King D  Lap 1  1'41"15 - 1'42"75 - 1'42"15  3-0-0  1-17-01  11-11-00

Non-shortcut Total Times   3-lap: 33'26"81  f-lap: 10'48"67



  

# Track 3-lap best Standard F-lap best Standard Lap # Splits Strat Date Date
 1  Luigi Raceway  1'30"86   Elite D   0'26"28   King C   Lap 1   0'27"80 - 0'28"58 - 0'34"48   1-2-0   12-16-00   12-16-00 
 2  Toad's Turnpike  1'36"82   Elite B   0'29"90   King D   Lap 3   0'33"87 - 0'32"05 - 0'30"90   1-0-2  11-18-00  12-21-00
 3  Frappe Snowland  0'23"03   King B  0'05"45   King C  Lap 3  0'10"51 - 0'06"81 - 0'05"71  2-1-0  11-24-00  10-19-01
 4  Choco Mountain  1'11"12   King A  0'22"15  Legend F  Lap 1  0'23"24 - 0'24"18 - 0'23"70  3-0-0  12-18-00  12-19-00
 5  Mario Raceway  0'56"33   Elite C  0'16"65   King F  Lap 1 0'18"39 - 0'19"91 - 0'18"03  1-1-1   1-14-01   11-4-00
 6  Wario Stadium  0'16"03   King B  0'04"42   King C  Lap 1  0'04"69 - 0'05"54 - 0'05"80  0-0-0  12-23-00  12-23-00
 7  Royal Raceway  1'45"76   King D  0'32"16+  Legend A  Lap 1  0'34"71 - 0'34"67 - 0'36"13  1-1-1  12-11-00  12-16-00
 8  DK's Jungle Park  0'27"45   King D  0'04"12   King A  Lap 2  0'14"03 - 0'07"23 - 0'06"19  1-1-1  10-26-00    9-4-01
 9  Yoshi Valley  0'29"93   King F  0'07"73  Legend B  Lap 2 [unknown]  1-1-1 [unknown]  11-19-00
10  Rainbow Road  3'51"61   King F  1'15"82   King C  Lap 1  1'16"13 - 1'18"01 - 1'17"47  3-0-0   12-1-00  12-19-00




Shortcut Total Times   3-lap: 12'28"94  f-lap: 3'44"68




+ = 2nd fastest NTSC time known (31"88, Myles Bukrim), 3rd fastest NTSC/PAL combined known in the world (32"03, Steven Zwartjes).





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