Meefman's Humor
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All things humorous in Rifts! Check back here once in a while, I will add more as I remember them, or send me your funny quotes/events!
#1 Honeyyyy... (While waking up a demon)
#2 Who let the dogboy out?
#3 Once in a friend's game one of my friend's characters pissed off an old asian man when he woke up there was a rock with a rope tied to it on his chest, he threw it out the window but it was tied to, ahem, a rather delicate portion of his body, fortunately he was MDC but that's GOTTA HURT!!!
#4 Bwaack, Polly want your SOUL!
#5 A friend's character got elected Mayor of this small village in one of my games. He then promptly knocked them all out with sleeping gas and sold them as slaves!!!
#6 All your base are belong to us. (a Borg to a coalition soldier they had captured after taking over a small CS outpost.)
#7 Want a spider? They taste like chicken, if a chicken were a spider.
#8 Anyone want a rat's tail? Didn't we try to tie them together once to make a rope? It would have worked!!!
#9 What's up my philosophy homies? -My sister's rogue scholar when she walked into the resident philosopher's club/bar.
#10 One of my friends made a shaper character and shifted his head to that of a fish's and said "Something smells fishy about this situation!" The NPC he was talking to promptly cursed him to smell terrible for a long time!
#11 Surely with this much explosives we cannot fail again?!?!?
#12 I can sell cheese, man! (When asked why he was keeping the cheese found in the Trolls' den)
#13 Aw man, our crib got tagged! (PC's marked the Trolls' den with an X on the door)
#14 Bling bling! (Troll running off with a PC's sword)
#15 Someone's getting laid. (After hearing a scream, a roar, and thumping noises in the distance)
#16 What, were these things mass produced!?!? (As to why there were so many Trolls around)
#17 Liquid Crack and Freschetta is betta'! (Liquid Crack is what we call Mountain Dew and Freschetta (sp?) is the best brand of frozen you-bake pizza in our opinion)
#18 Any race can be a priest, since all you do is worship a god, unless you are an atheist, and that can be cured by copious amounts of brainwashing and hypnotism!
#19 Woohoo! We can finally afford booze and whores again! (A priest after receiving a BIG donation from one of the PC's)
#20 I'm eating my nuts... and berries. (IE: Acorns, Almonds, Walnuts, etc)
#21 Him: Why'd you steal my watch? Me: She needed some exp to level her thief class! (OOC conversation)
#22 One of the players couldn't remember the NPC mage's name no matter how many times it was said, even when said 2 seconds ago!
#23 (In a Steve Erwin voice) Crikey! We've stumbled upon a nest of wild Trolls! Look at the majesty of these wild creatures! Note their warts and green splotchy skin! Now, if I were to go in there they'd rip me limb from limb! Instead, I'm going to send my wife in! (OOC conversation/joke after PC's find a Troll den)
#24 Eye Killers stole my crossbow... and then attacked again to steal the crossbow bolts!
#25 Ow that hurt, you did a point of SDC! (accidentally hit in face by a red licorice piece)
#26 You'd look good holding a claymore! (to a sopping wet female elf)
#27 You want a dagger that's not going to go sharp on you for the next 50 years then I'm your man. (GM meant to say dull instead of sharp)
#28 Me: What? We sold a land deed? So that's where all the money came from! Tony: Weren't you there?!?! Me: Oh yeah I forgot...
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