What? Why do you ask about my past? Who are you?
Sure, I'll have some elven wine if you're buying.
Well, before I joined the Goldentree city guard I made my living as an entertainer of sorts. You see I'm quite talented at tumbling and tightrope walking.
Am I married? You must be joking. Wait a minute, who are you? why do you ask that? I think you should leave while you still can. Oh, you're a bard? What, you say you're writing a story about me? Well, thats different. No, I never saw the point in getting married. Love em and leave em thats my motto. Just make sure you leave them smiling. Hey, whats you're name? Well, Gabrielle, you're kind of cute for a human. Ever make it with an elf before? Hey, what was that for? Hey, you could at least leave me the bottle!