Baby Got Front by Fanficscribe

*talking*

Oh my god!

Becky, look at her boobs,

They’re so huge!

She looks like one of those skanky strippers

Who gets mega breast implants

They only play her games because she looks like a total prostitute

I mean her boobs!

They’re just so big!

I can't believe they’re so round!

They’re just out there!

I mean, it's gross!

Look, she's just so stacked!

*rap*

They like big boobs and they can not lie!

You other brothers can't deny

That when you play a game with no taste

You want those vid boobs in your face

You get hot

Wanna get some Lara Croft

Cuz you notice that bra was stuffed

Deep in the tank top she's wearing

You’re hooked and you can't stop staring

Oh, baby don’t wanna play the game

Just look at Lara

The ESRB tried to stop her

But those boobs she got

Just made them all slobber

Oh, mounds of smooth anime

You say this just made your day

Well play it play it, those ain’t your average boobies

You've seen her raidin’ those tombs

The hell with normal bazooms!

She's slut and more, got it goin like a two buck whore

They’re tired of when feminists sing

That Lara is just degrading

Take the average male player and ask him if he wants

Lara to pack much front.

So Players(yeah) Players(yeah)

Have your video games got the boobs (hell yeah)

Well play them, play them, play those tasteless games

Baby got front!

(2D face with 3D boobs)

You like em round and big

And you act like such a pig

You just can't help yourselves

You’re actin like such animals

Now that’s a scandal!

You wanna take the game home

And UH, hook it up UH UH

Her heroism you can’t enjoy

Cuz silicone means she’s just a toy

You want em real thick and juicy

It doesn’t matter if the plot sucks double

Looks like the industry’s in trouble

Beggin for those double bubbles

So I'm lookin' at all her videos

Knockin these knockers like a cheap ho

Oh she’s just a bimbo

Not nearly as cool as Perfect Jo!

A word to the perverse players:

You need to get a clue

Women aren’t objects for you

But you always say to play you wanna

Til the break of dawn

Lara’s got it goin on

A lot of losers won't like this song

Cuz them punks like to look at her T**ts

Not caring about inferior play

Or a heroine that’s strong

Just hot to turn the console on

So Lara(yeah), Lara (yeah)

Do you wanna stuff that bra?(hell yeah!)

Then strut around

Stick ‘em out

Even cool guys got to shout

Baby got front!

(2D face with 3D boobs)

Yeah baby

When it comes to female characters

Taste ain’t got nothin’ to do with their selection

36-24-36

Only if she's got big boobs

So your girlfriend is a cup B

And with that she is happy

But her size B doesn’t make you happy

Cuz you don’t want her, confess, unless she has Lara’s chest

She can get a nose job, face lift, but for God’s sake get some boobs!

You want women to fit into that role

Instead you should treat them like gold

But you pick up and leave it

Your conscience you can’t retrieve it

Just cuz your girl is “flat”

Well you ain't down with that

Cuz compared to Lara, she’s not kickin

And there’s no way you’re stickin

To the less endowed girl who loves ya

But still ain’t stacked like Lara.

So you know that you can resist her

You leave and will not miss her

Instead you will now play

Tomb Raider every day

You have the game and won’t put it down

Cuz you just love seeing her mounds

So ladies if your guy’s a pig

Yellin that your boobs aren’t big

Burn up a picture of that slut Lara Croft cuz oh!

Baby got front!