To the tune of “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit
I came into this world as a plumber
Look into these eyes then you'll
See the size of the scheme
Can’t you see my past (past)
See what’s in my brain
Something makes me stand Bowser’s pain
Hey I think about the day (days)
My Peach was taken away
When Bowser wanted to (play)
play now she's stuck with Bowser and she’s f***ed
Do I look like a sucker around her
finger(hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
Not a chump (hey)
Not a chump (hey)
Well things look bad (yes)
Hell they don’t look good (no)
It's kinda sad i'm the laughing stock of the Mushroom Land
Hey you would think that i'd be movin' on (movin')
I’m not a sucker like they said
Messed up in the head not
I don’t think I’m makin a mistake
They should give me a break
My heart’d ache to leave my girl
Hey, I just gotta say
I won’t lie, that I can’t deny
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
why does it last so long
why does I wait so long
to figure Bowser out but I did it
and I'm the only guy who would even try to do it
I can’t believe Bowser’s lack of mercy
Kidnapping my Peach, for eternity
But maybe that’s better
For if I defend her
To me she’ll surrender
(hey) I’m not a chump(hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m no a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
I’m not a chump (hey)
not a chump (hey)
not a chump
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
I'm only human, being such a pervert could be just a vice
they tell me just to let her go (let her go) it's easier said than done
(I appreciate it) I appreciate all I get for my hard work
(all I get) all I get(all I get)I love to get it on!
and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, I’m not
gonna stay here, I’ll go get that dame
and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, I’m not
gonna stay here, I’ll go get that dame
and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, I’m not
gonna stay here, I’ll go get that dame
I just gotta get laaiiiiddddd!!
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)
get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)
get some real good
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