Nookie by Princess Peach (webmistress)

PARENTAL GUIDANCE NOTE: If you are at all familiar witht the song, Nookie, then you can guess what this song is about. In short, its about sex. Don't say I didn't warn you.

To the tune of ďNookieĒ by Limp Bizkit

I came into this world as a plumber

Look into these eyes then you'll

See the size of the scheme

Canít you see my past (past)

See whatís in my brain

Something makes me stand Bowserís pain

Hey I think about the day (days)

My Peach was taken away

When Bowser wanted to (play)

play now she's stuck with Bowser and sheís f***ed

Do I look like a sucker around her

finger(hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Not a chump (hey)

Not a chump (hey)

Well things look bad (yes)

Hell they donít look good (no)

It's kinda sad i'm the laughing stock of the Mushroom Land

Hey you would think that i'd be movin' on (movin')

Iím not a sucker like they said

Messed up in the head not

I donít think Iím makin a mistake

They should give me a break

My heartíd ache to leave my girl

Hey, I just gotta say

I wonít lie, that I canít deny

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

why does it last so long

why does I wait so long

to figure Bowser out but I did it

and I'm the only guy who would even try to do it

I canít believe Bowserís lack of mercy

Kidnapping my Peach, for eternity

But maybe thatís better

For if I defend her

To me sheíll surrender

(hey) Iím not a chump(hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím no a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

Iím not a chump (hey)

not a chump (hey)

not a chump

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

I'm only human, being such a pervert could be just a vice

they tell me just to let her go (let her go) it's easier said than done

(I appreciate it) I appreciate all I get for my hard work

(all I get) all I get(all I get)I love to get it on!

and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, Iím not

gonna stay here, Iíll go get that dame

and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, Iím not

gonna stay here, Iíll go get that dame

and I will never change, so when Peach is taken away, Iím not

gonna stay here, Iíll go get that dame

I just gotta get laaiiiiddddd!!

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

I do it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)

so I can rescue Peachy and get some real good(yeah)

get some real good (yeah) get some real good(yeah)

get some real good

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