Lucky by Princess Peach (webmistress)

To the tune of “Lucky” by Britney Spears (yes I know, she sucks big time, but bear with me)

This is a game about a girl who’s lucky...

Early morning, she wakes up

Knock, knock, knock on the door

It's time for Bowser, its been awhile

Since she has heard his mighty roar

He says

"Isn't she lovely, this Peachy Keen girl?"

And she thinks:

I’m so lucky, to have a man

Who will try try try to save me now, thinking

Mario, will soon be missing me and

He’ll beat up Bowser tonight!

Caught up in Bowser’s evil scheme

But there's no one here to save her now

And Peach is missing, Mario’s head is spinning

Gonna go get Bowser, make him hurt!

And he says...

"Isn't she lovely, this Peachy, my girl?"

And she thinks:

I’m so lucky, to have a man

Who will try try try to save me now, thinking

Mario, will soon be missing me and

He’ll beat up Bowser tonight!

"Best victim, and the winner is? Peachy!"

"I'm Shroomy Toadson for Fungus News standing outside the palace waiting for Peachy"

"Oh my god! Here she comes!"

Isn't she lucky, this coveted girl?

She’s so lucky, with a hero for a guy

Who will save her all throughout her life

He’ll beat up Bowser each night!

I’m so lucky, to have a man

Who will try try try to save me now, thinking

Mario, will soon be missing me and

He’ll beat up Bowser tonight!

© 2001 Princess Peach

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