Formulaic Games by Princess Peach (webmistress)

Sung to the tune of "Foolish Games" by Jewel.

You got out of your clown copter, stood in my room

You were always kidnapping me like that

I watched from under my covers

Always felt so afraid, being stolen by you

You were always the sinister one with beady eyes and orange hair

You were eternally insensitive, but too mean to care

Then you grabbed my trembling body, with nothing to say

Besides some comment on my torture

Well in case you failed to notice, in case you failed to see

This is my Mario going to beat you, and you will fall to your knees

These formulaic games are tearing you apart

And Mario’s many strikes are breaking your arms

He’s breaking your arms

You were always sore the very next morning

Smoking your painkillers and talking to yourself

You daydreams about beating Mario,but you’ll never do it

I don’t think so and you'd speak of your evil schemes

As I clumsily tried to break free

You'd teach me of your big dreams

Of world domination and things that are mean

And how you’d love to make me your devilish queen

So I hid my baseball bat behind my back

Somewhere along the line I think I’ll give a smack to you

Excuse me, think you’ve mistaken me for somebody else

Somebody who gives a damn, who could actually love yourself

These formulaic games are tearing you apart

They’re tearing you, tearing you, tearing you apart

And Mario’s many strikes are breaking your arms

He’s breaking your arms

You’ll get out of your clown copter, stand in my room

You’ll always be kidnapping me like that.