Zak McKraken

A reporter from the disreputable National Inquizitor, who dreams up stories about carnivorous canteloupes and vegetarian vampires.

Annie is the head of the Society for Ancient Wisdoms, and is good at translating. Very much like Maggie Robbins from The Dig.

A Yale co-ed who travels with Leslie to Mars in their modified van.

A Yale co-ed who travels with Melissa to Mars in their modified van.

A very stupid alien species that scored the same on an I.Q. test as Chris Farley.