Real Name:  Mark Parsons

Age:  15

Location:  Powder Springs, GA

BCer since:  May 4, 2001

Nickname origin:  Mark likes chimpanzees.  Mark is small.  From these two facts, Mark creates the famous household name Chimp Shrimp in the year of 1995.  Also goes by the nickname "Chimp Pimp."

Outside interests:  Drawing cartoons, musicals, Louie Anderson's voice, making people laugh, church, making people laugh at church, spending time with his hero David Letterman

Pet peeves:  Excessive use of potty language, excessive electric guitar distortion, obese people, chat room flooders, final exams, Chino from West Side Story, Alex Trebek, Alan Kalter when he's shirtless

Awards:  "Outstanding student 9th grade Literature/Composition Honors" plaque, "Savannah Math Tournament" certificate, "Perfect Attendance 2000-2001" plaque, certificates for all A's for every grade level I've been in so far, and more school awards which I don't feel like digging up

Favorite Links:  The official Late Show website, my school comics site "Matrix Man 'n' Mighty Morris," ChimpShrimp.com -- the home of Chimp Shrimp Cartoons, Inc., Harbio Gummi Bears

Favorite Games:  Monopoly, Boggle, Scrabble, spin the bottle, eeehh... Jedi Knight I geuss, the Neverhood, Who Wants to Win a Million Tacos, Beat the Clock

Favorite Movies:  West Side Story, Fiddler on the Roof, Dumb and Dumber, Oliver, the Music Man, Late Show: The Movie, Ducktales: The Movie (Treasure of the Lost Lamp or something like that?), eeehh.... Star Wars I guess, Jurassic Park, Driving Miss Daisy

Favorite Food:  Gummi Bears (Kids and grown-ups love it so, the happy world of Haribo!)

Brief Bio:  I was born, and -- to make this bio a brief bio -- I ended up here at the Battle Crew.